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Looking at the pure gold plaque in the Jinjin Grotto, all the civil and military officials looked at each other, how extravagant!
"General, did we... go to the wrong place?"
"What's the meaning of this... the Golden Cave? Could it be a literal meaning? A place where money is spent?"
Hearing this, Cao Cao rolled his eyes and immediately thought of the answer.
There was a sneer on Cao Cao's face, a little unhappy.
"Vulgar! My virtuous brother is an immortal, how could he care about money?"
Along the way, many officials called Xia Houzhe an immortal in private, and it happened that Cao Cao could make use of the topic and use the tiger skin as a coat to create momentum for himself!
"The word "Selling Gold Cave" has a deep meaning! Gold is money, and it is the root of all evil!"
"The meaning of the Golden Cavern is to destroy all the sources of evil, so that people can return to their truest and purest appearance, which can bring happiness and relaxation to people!"
"Specifically, you can see it after you go in!"
"It's rare for everyone to come to Chenliu. As the host, I, Cao Cao, will pay the bill for all the consumption today! Your Majesty, please!"
Cao Cao felt that this book...wasn't in vain!At least serious nonsense can be believed!
After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand and gestured to Liu Xie to come in.
After hesitating for a second, Liu Xie stepped in!
After all the civil and military officials entered, Xun Yu winked at a group of people in the corner, who nodded and recorded all this.
That group of people was his Gou Zai team!
Liu Xie didn't know that the hat of a fool... was hovering over his head and might fall down at any time!
As soon as a group of people entered, they heard the restless music.
On the stage, a group of girl group girls in miniskirts are leading the dance, and a group of old perverts are dancing to the beat...
As soon as Cao Cao and the others came in, a group of girls in high-heeled shoes, black silk and white silk shredded meat greeted them.
Today's Liu Xie didn't wear a dragon robe, he always wore casual clothes for the convenience of traveling.
The dragon robe is only worn in the palace, showing dignity!
So no one knew that he was the emperor. Surrounded by a group of girls, he suddenly felt at a loss.
As for those civil and military officials, all of them had serious faces and did not look sideways, but in fact they all bowed slightly.
These 'outrageous costumes' are really attractive!
Although they have played with many girls from good families, they have never experienced such excitement!
You Cao Cao use this thing to test veteran cadres?Who can stand it?
That long meaty leg rubs against your leg like this, it almost loses your soul!
"Cough! General, isn't this... a bit... absurd?"
Some people couldn't help but speak, and Wang Yun even got on the line and scolded Cao Cao righteously.
"Bold Cao Cao! How dare you bring your Majesty down to such a place of fireworks! This is insulting the imperial power! How can you prostitutes touch the body of a dragon! Go away!"
"Where is this place where scholars should come? Your Majesty, please punish Cao Cao!"
Seeing Wang Yun's majestic appearance, a group of women weakly walked aside, looking pitifully at the group of civil and military officials.
I have to say that the quality of the girls in the Jinjin Grotto is quite high!
It was originally composed of some oirans, with good looks and figures!
Seeing their eyes like this, the group of officials scolded Wang Yun angrily in their hearts.
After fleeing for so long, what happened to us enjoying it for a while?The old clapper dog meddles in the rat's business!
Cao Cao ignored Wang Yun, and even had killing intent in his heart...
The same is true for Xia Houzhe, who glanced at Cao Cao and Lu Bu, and put Wang Yun on the must-kill list!
If the stabbing head is not killed, then who will be killed?They are not good men and women!
They are all cruel people who kill without batting an eyelid!How can Wang Yun be allowed to jump around several times?
The few of them have never hated a person so much. It turns out that it is not the old man who has become bad, but the bad guy who has become old!
As soon as Wang Yun finished speaking, two people suddenly walked over from the dancing group.
"Meng De (A Man), you guys are back? Huh? This is...Cao Min Cai Yong (Cao Song) has seen His Majesty!"
Looking at the two people who came, the group of civil and military officials were all stunned!Even Liu Xie was stunned!
Cao Song used to be Taiwei, a serious old man.
Cai Yong is a master of literature, a former censor, and a recognized leader in the hearts of scholars. He is most opposed to seeking flowers and asking willows.
Unexpectedly...two upright old-fashioned people actually appeared in such a place, and they were all red-faced!
This... what the hell is this?This group of civil and military officials rubbed their eyes with expressions of disbelief!
Liu Xie's hands trembled: "Mr. Cai, Cao Taiwei? You two are..."
The two of them clasped their hands together: "Your Majesty, we have both resigned from office, we are just grassroots! The grassroots are here... to seek health and longevity!"
"This gold-selling cave was built by the son-in-law of the grassroots, and it is designed for people to obtain a healthy physique!"
"Your Majesty didn't realize that we are full of vigor and energy? We are decades younger! Now come and dance every day, it smells good and your body feels good!"
Hearing this, a group of people kept looking at the two old men.
I found that they really seem to be much younger!
All of a sudden, the officials became excited!
Now under the protection of Cao Cao, without the threat of rebellious officials and thieves, they naturally want to live a long, healthy and happy life!
experience!Must experience!
"You two, this... this can really keep you healthy and prolong your life? Did you lie to us?"
Cai Yong snorted softly: "Am I lying to you? Have you ever heard a poem?"
"Backache, backache, and poor health, I no longer fear seeing beautiful women."
"Three thousand troubles on my mind, see more beautiful women to relieve thousands of worries!"
"To be honest, old man Cao and I were not in good health before, and we were worried all day long, but since my son-in-law built this gold-selling cave, we have come here to exercise every day!"
"Look at the guests here, how happy each one is? This person, when he is in a good mood, he is free from all diseases! He also beats frequently, and his bones have improved. I don't think there is any problem for the two of us to live another 20 years." !"
Hearing this, everyone looked at Wang Yun in unison...
As if to ask again... Didn't you say that scholars should not come to this place?
Cai Yong and Cao Song are all here!What else do you have to say?
Do you dare to say that Cai Yong is not a scholar?
Wang Yun really didn't dare to say this, he was afraid of being sprayed to death by the students all over the world!
But he won't admit defeat easily, he raised his eyebrows and looked at Cai Yong.
"Isn't this just a dusty place? Look at what they are wearing, how decent are they?"
Cai Yong is in a hurry, if it is rumored that everyone Cai has entered the dusty place, then he will not be safe in the evening!
no!This old boy must be dealt with!
When he was in the imperial court, he had already been at odds with Wang Yun, and now he is even more upset.
Cai Yong was extremely angry, put his hands on his hips, and opened his mouth to curse!
Chapter 457 This is a Wonderland on Earth
"It's the land of fireworks! It's fart! It stinks! I suspect that you are defiled here! The girls here are all talented!"
"Everyone is proficient in playing, playing, singing, and singing poetry! Even me...can play flute and recite poems! Is it a place of prostitution?"
"Besides, their clothes are just to show off the charm of women. Is this wrong? Women are the ones who please themselves!"
"Is it wrong for a woman to show her best side to the world? They don't even have this power? Are you so domineering, Wang Yun?"
Cai Yong's swearing appearance made them suspicious...
Big white legs, miniskirt...
No matter how you look at it, it looks like a place of fireworks, even more exposed than those places...!
But they also dare not refute what Cai Yong said!
As long as they say one word, they will definitely be regarded as public enemies by women all over the world, and they will be so angry that they cannot survive!
I have to say, for someone who has read the book, just a few words of cursing can drive you to a dead end!
"Why, you don't believe me? Come! Xiaoju, write a poem for them! Just use grass as the title! Show Wang Situ what grass is!"
Cai Yong stretched out his hand and pointed at a woman at will, and the woman came out with his mouth open.
They are all people who have recited "Xia Houzhe's Anthology of Poetry", which is completely pediatrics!
You know, Xia Houzhe is their boss, and also their male god!
Talented and talented, handsome and disastrous to the country and the people!Everyone wants to have a skin-to-skin relationship with him.
"The grass on the Lili Plain is withered every year."
"Wild fire, in spring!"
As soon as this poem came out, the audience was stunned!
They are all scholars, so they can naturally understand the meaning of this poem!
Insinuating that the Han court is now being ruled by thieves, and they can't be killed!
Wang Yun had a ghost in his heart, and he was ridiculed even more so!
Dare to say that I am as troublesome as that weed?What a mess!
"Hmph! Who knows if she learned this poem in advance! You said that a talented woman is a talented woman?"
Cai Yongli didn't even bother to talk to him, and just ignored him.
In the past, he was an official in the imperial court, and he was very afraid of Wang Yun, and he suffered a lot!
But whose territory is Chen Liu?It's his son-in-law who is his student's territory!He, Wang Yun, is nothing!
Cai Yong turned his head and looked at Liu Xie solemnly.
"Your Majesty, we don't care about narrow-minded people. You know Cao Min and Old Man Cao's behavior. They never lie!"
"Besides, you and your lords are exhausted, you should relax your nerves, otherwise you will be so tense all the time, and your body will easily go wrong!"
"Look, how harmonious are the aristocratic families here, civil and military generals, and wealthy businessmen, and how bright the smiles on their faces are!"
Listening to Cai Yong's words, all the civil and military officials whispered to each other and nodded from time to time.
"Everyone Cai is right! I see the smiles on the faces of the people here, they all come from the heart! No wonder people with high morals like the old Taiwei and everyone Cai will dance here!"
"Exactly! I've never seen such a harmonious scene outside! How can a family live in harmony with a warlord? It seems that here... there is no class distinction! It's like a paradise!"
"Hmmm... this restless music... makes my blood boil! Look at the girl on the stage, the uniform movements, the dance we haven't seen before! So... so hot! My body wants to move along with it! "
Seeing their excited appearance, Cao Cao next to him secretly gave his father and Cai Yong a thumbs up.
No one doubted these two high-status authority figures after they became trustees!
It's easy to believe!Sure enough, the words of experts are better than anything else!
"Haha, everyone, go if you want to relax! It's tiring all the way! I've already asked someone to arrange accommodation, and you can live in Chenliu in the future!"
"And... not only can you dance here, but there are also a lot of things you haven't eaten or drank before!"
"Come here! Bring me hundreds of glasses of wine! Let your lords have a taste! Count it all on Cao Cao's account!"
Cao Cao waved his hand grandly, and the bartender girl on the counter immediately started pouring wine!
"Oh, by the way, he pays for Wang Situ's wine himself! I don't have enough money! If I want to come to him as a dignified Situ, I won't be able to afford it!"
Hearing the wine, the eyes of a group of civil and military officials went straight!Even Liu Xie is no exception.