Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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"General Guan is right, this is a fucking 'tough battle'! The enemy is too tough!"

"Brothers! Don't poke! The enemy's speed is too fast, the impact is too violent, and it is easy to break your own dick!"

Cheng Yu and Lu Su crazily pulled the Dalian crossbow in the car, their arm muscles bulged, and they were extremely excited!

They have never experienced this kind of pleasure, and it really feels good to ejaculate for a while, and it is always fun to ejaculate!

They were very excited when they saw the soldiers screaming when they were shot.

"My lord! Come on! This is so cool, we like it so much!"

"My lord, let us play for a while, we also want to drive!"

There is also a large sharp blade installed in front of the Jie Cao, which can be cut into two pieces as long as a person is touched.

This is also Cao Ang, designed to prevent corpses from blocking the wheels. Although the wheels are very large, it is difficult to guarantee that there are too many corpses to move forward!

At that time, it will not be killing people, but rushing into the enemy's encirclement to give away the head.

But with the blade, it is different, this situation will not happen, and the same... I am not afraid of crashing my car after a rear-end collision.

Dead Daoist friends do not die poor Daoists!

Looking at the scene below the city, Liu Bei's eyes were bloodshot on the city wall, and his whole body became trembling from shock and anger.

Chapter 567

"No!! My elite! Yun Chang, retreat quickly! Withdraw quickly!"

Liu Bei roared loudly, his heart was bleeding, no... it should be said that the faucet was installed and blood was spraying!

There are nearly [-] soldiers outside the city, and there are also elite white jasmines that he has spent a lot of money and painstaking efforts to cultivate.

As a result, his elite was instantly destroyed in front of these dozens of black coffins, just like paper men made of paper!

It will collapse at the touch of a finger!There is no resistance.

Originally, in his mind, it was Cao Cao's Tiger Rider and Leopard Rider who were skewered into mutton skewers.

Unexpectedly...but the elite of his family were crushed into scum, how could he accept this?

Years of hard work, years of training, and it turned out to be a joke in front of Cao Ying?

Chen Gong beside him was also staring at all this in a daze, and couldn't turn his mind for a moment.

"My lord, my lord, it seems... a bit late to withdraw our troops now."

In the arena, Chen Daozai was trying his best to control the white scorpion soldiers, and Guan Yu was also dispatching the shield soldiers.

However, the scene was too chaotic, their voices and signals could not reach the soldiers at all, and the soldiers ran for their lives on their own.

With so many monsters rushing in, they had long since lost their will to fight, they couldn't get in, they couldn't win!

What do you want us to do?Touched by it, the whole person was severed at the waist, and a complete corpse could not be pieced together.

Moreover, these coffins can also spit arrows. Except for the shields that can block them, the armor can't hold the shots at all!

Immediately there were countless casualties, fifty vehicles, more than 400 Dalian crossbows, and more than 4000 arrows in one round of shooting. How many people can shoot them?

Seeing countless casualties under his command, Guan Yu was so furious that he gave up deploying troops.

Qinglong Yanyue Knife turned, as if there was a dragon chant, Guan Yu rushed towards the black coffins with the knife.

He dodged or blocked all the arrows shot out of the steam car.

Seeing Guan Yu approaching, the faces of Cao Cao and the others changed slightly. They were not sure whether the steam car's defense could withstand the attack of the peerless general.

Quickly put on the reverse gear and backed up, the whistle was still blowing in his hand, trying to scare Guan Yu's mount.

But the effect is really good, the war horse has never seen this thing before, and it jumped in shock when the siren made a noise, and dared not approach it.

When the other drivers saw this scene, they all followed suit and kept honking their horns. Guan Yuchen and their horses all jumped up on the battlefield for a while.

Angry Guan Yu blushed even more!

"Feng Xiao! Come down quickly, your skills are not good, let me do it!"

Xi Zhicai rubbed his hands, trying to get Guo Jia out of the driver's seat.

Guo Jia pouted: "Why? I only played for 1 minute! It's not enough to kill!"

"Why? We all count the time according to the kidneys. This is an old rule. Are you right, my lord? People with kidney deficiency should not drive for too long!"

Xi Zhicai looked at Guo Jia jokingly, everyone nodded in unison, and when it comes to the kidneys...their kidney deficiency lasted much longer than Guo Jia.

Guo Jia smiled coldly and raised his middle finger to several people.

"You guys made a mistake! I have been keeping in good health for so many years, and I am no longer the same Guo Sagittarius. Now... I can last for 3 minutes! So, come and let me abdicate after 2 minutes!"

"Now...it's my Guo Shi showtime!"

Guo Jia was babbling in half-baked English, and looked ahead with slightly narrowed eyes.

He found that following Xia Houzhe, he could often learn some pretentious words.

Everyone didn't talk too much anymore, it's not a good idea to play together, anyway, it's only two or three minutes left and right, so it's not a big problem!

"Feng Xiao, step on the horse and open the valve lightly. If it breaks, I will ask you to pay for it! This is my car!"

Guo Jia opened the valve to the maximum, and the car sprinted again, which made Cao Cao feel bad.

Last time, because he opened the valve too far, he blew the cylinder of Xia Houzhe's car, and he paid [-] yuan for it... He didn't want his car to be damaged too.

Guo Jia waved his hand, took out a pair of sunglasses and put them on his eyes.

"My lord, don't worry! Yuan Yi said that a car is just like a wife, so I will take it easy, you can rest assured!"

After Guo Jia finished speaking, he continued to drive indiscriminately, destroying the enemy's formation.

And Cao Cao was stunned in place!

The car is the same as the wife?

Fuck!Aren't they all on my wife then?This can't be done!

Thinking about it this way, Cao Cao quit!He has always been riding someone else's house, how has it changed today?

All civil and military officials in my family are good wives?Who did you learn this habit from?This bad atmosphere must be rectified!

So... 2 minutes later, Cao Cao drove Guo Jia, Xi Zhicai and his group out of the car, and they were left trembling among the chaotic army.

And he himself drove back to Xia Houzhe's side in an empty car.

"Cheng Pifu! Protect me! In the future, I, Guo Jia, will definitely thank you! I will give you three sets... oh no! Five sets of comic strips!"

Guo Jia's face turned pale from being frightened among the rebellious army, and the countless shouts of killing around him almost scared him to pee.

Cheng Yu was protecting him with a big knife, Lu Su was protecting Xi Zhicai, and Xu Chu followed behind them.

"Zijing! Later, I will send you five millet chickens, and a few loads of green and pollution-free vegetables! I will repay my kindness! Don't worry, I know the rules!"

"In the future, you can eat whatever you want in my farm and take it yourself! You won't be charged!"

Xi Zhicai weakly tugged at the corner of Lu Su's clothes, watching him slash and kill the enemy one after another.

"Okay! You said it! When I need a chicken, remember to bring it to my door!"

Lu Su replied that there are not only vegetables in Xi Zhicai Manor, but also many good breeds of chickens and ducks.

Some are specially used for viewing, some are used for eating meat, and some are used for barking.

After all, he is an expert in researching chicken and duck breeding!

Chen Dao and Guan Yu, who were not far away, looked overjoyed when they saw these important people being kicked out of the car!

Immediately give up dispatching the army and come here with guns and guns. How can such a great opportunity be missed?

As long as he can kill these four civil servants, he will have made a great contribution today!

"The thief shot me!"

Chen Dao stabbed out with a shot, and glanced warily at Xu Chu, who was fighting Guan Yu, who was full of power.

Xu Chu glanced sideways and smiled coldly.

"Now what kind of crooked melons and jujubes are really, dare to do something to me Cao Ying civil servant?"

After finishing speaking, he waved his mace and fought with Guan Yu again. The current Guan Yu put him under great pressure, so that he did not dare to be distracted.

Chen Dao didn't understand what he meant, and the other party's reaction was a bit beyond his expectation.

The civil servant was going to be killed, but he didn't care?Even a little happy?

Is this... private vendetta?How much personal grievances!

But in the next second, Cheng Yu gave him the answer!

I saw Cheng Yu's aura exploded, and there was a show of explosive clothes!The civil servant's robe on the upper body was instantly shattered into pieces.

The muscles in both arms bulged, and the big knife in his hand slashed back, and Chen Dao's menacing shot was chopped aside.

"Made! A majestic military general actually took action against us four weak civil servants. Are you ashamed to step on a horse?"

Chen Dao was stunned by this knife!

Looking at Cheng Yu in disbelief: "I... you... you are so brave to say that you are a civil servant? Do you have the face to say that you are weak? My muscles are not as big as yours!"

He finally understood why Xu Chu was not worried about the safety of these people.

Cheng Yu was furious!With a loud roar, he waved his knife to meet him.

"You still dare to slander me like this? I still have the civil official's crown on my head, and you actually say that I am not a civil official? You are courting death!"

Cheng Yu showed his sharpness, and fought with Chen Dao with his upper body naked, his face was full of madness, and Chen Dao suffered unspeakably from the knife after knife.

At the end of the fight, both of their weapons broke, and they scuffled together with their fists again.

Chen Dao even had some doubts about his life. He was a general, but he couldn't take down a civil servant?Has the world changed?

While beating, Cheng Yu kept cursing, I'm a civil servant!

Seeing this scene, Xia Houzhe, who came with the soldiers and Lu Bu and others, was amazed.

"Brothers, have you seen it? Cheng Yu is naked and fighting against Chen! This is the demeanor of my Cao Ying fierce general!"

Everyone gave Cheng Yu a thumbs up.

"Zhongde! Come on! Your brave lord can be seen, and there is a chance to make you a general of the gangster later!"

"This Chen Dao is really a warrior. Anyway, I, Gao Shun, can't afford Cheng Mangfu!"

Gao Shun, who was paralyzed, had a smile on his face.

Hearing this, Cheng Yu became even angrier!

"Chen Dao! You should be damned! The image of a civil servant I created with great difficulty was completely ruined by you!"

"Zijing, why don't you come over and help soon?"

Lu Su chuckled, with cunning in his eyes.

"I'm not coming, I'm just a weak civil servant, I don't know how to wield knives and guns! Take your time, I'll take Guo Huangshu and Xi Nongfu away first!"

As soon as the words fell, the next second... a halberd blade was stabbing at him, Lu Su dodged the halberd, and took a closer look...

The person who came was exactly Tai Shici who was glaring at each other, holding a wildly singing halberd in his hand.

Looking at this scene, Lu Su raised his brows, finished...

Chapter 568 Guan Yu: I envy Dian Wei so much

"Tai Shici? Why do you bully me, an honest and frail scholar? Where is your conscience? Why can't you go and beat Cheng Yu? He is so tall and powerful!"

Lu Su looked at the other party with righteous words.

Hearing his words, Cheng Yu who was fighting glared at each other!

"My mother! Lu Zijing, treat yourself like a human being!"

Tai Shici looked at the 1.9-meter-long 'weak scholar', the corners of his mouth twitched, and without much expression, he swung the two wild singing halberds in his hands, and assumed a fighting posture.

"The reward of eating the king, the matter of being loyal to the king! On the battlefield, you are the enemy. When you kill people, do you still distinguish whether he has read the book?"

Lu Su smiled slightly, and also had an explosive show, and shook his two chest muscles.