Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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A melodious voice came out, and Xia Houzhe's pants were blown up by three centimeters!

After that, the whole ship disappeared in front of everyone.

Cao Cao and others were stunned!

Even though I saw the other party changing things out of thin air many times, I still couldn't help being shocked.

How did he put away such a big baby?Why can't I learn that fairy method many times?

Just when Cao Cao was about to ask a question, Xia Houzhe fell into the arms of Zhen Mi and Mi Zhen as if he lost his strength, and looked at everyone with an exaggerated expression.

"Emma! The commotion just now, isn't it big? It's too laborious! I've never done such a heavy rough job in my life!"

Everyone squinted, looked at him with disgust, and even slapped his nose with their hands.

"Sorry, your fart was so loud just now, we didn't hear the sound of the boat."

Xia Houzhe: ...

Chapter 607 So Li Yan can fight so well?

After collecting the boat, Cao Cao ordered some men and horses, and set off with them.

But... Xia Houzhe ignored him all the way.

Before departure…

"My dear brother, why don't you speak?"

In the carriage...

"My dear brother, why didn't you interrupt when we were chatting? You would have intervened long ago!"

Three days later, everyone arrived in Wancheng in a carriage.

"Brother! Are you still angry? Come on, brother, I'll shoot you walnuts, why don't you just fart, what a big deal! Eat some walnuts to breathe!"

Cao Cao obsequiously took the jade seal and gave Xia Houzhe some walnuts to eat.

Xia Houzhe snorted coldly.

"Forget it! Friends are exhausted! It's human nature to fart, I'm riding a horse to vent my exhaust, and you actually laughed at me all the way! Are you still a brother?"

"That old steam car of yours still has exhaust fumes! I don't want the image of a male god anymore?"

"It's the same as if you didn't exhaust the exhaust!"

Hearing his words, and seeing his grief and indignation, Xun Yu and the others burst out laughing.

"Yuanyi! Look, I, Xun Yu, are the god! When it comes to farting, I have experience. When a real god farts, he must learn how to silence his voice!"

"And you can't move the expression on your face. Even if everyone smells the smell and looks at you, you have to pretend to be confused, and then look at other people!"

"I guarantee that no one will suspect you of farting! Also... why do you think I always wear a sachet? To cover up the smell of farting!"

Xun Yu's face was full of pride, knowing how to fart is also a skill!

For example, when talking to Cao Cao, as long as you make the other party angry, the other party will say that you are farting!Get out!

He, Xun Yu, will be able to get off work and go home soon.

Hearing this, Xia Houzhe looked thoughtfully at the group of women around him.

A meaningful smile appeared in his eyes!

Goddess is probably more skilled in this aspect!Fart silence is a must-have skill.

A group of women were blushing and angry at him.

While everyone was chatting, the convoy also arrived outside Wancheng.

This time they only brought a hundred Tiger Guards battalion with maces in their hands, and a few horse-drawn carriages.

There are five fierce generals in the team, Lu Bu Wang Yue Dian Wei Xu Chu Zhao Yun, safety is not a concern.

Outside the city gate, Cao Ren and Zhang Xiu were already waiting.

"Brother (adopted father)! Food and drink have been prepared in the city, please come in and have a rest!"

The expression on Cao Cao's face straightened, and he reached out and patted the shoulders of the two.

"Thanks for your hard work!"

Looking at Wancheng, Cao Cao felt complicated. He almost died here because of the Zou family behind him.

Cao Cao shook his head and led everyone into the city to rest.

After the meal, Cao Cao sat at the head and watched Cao Ren and Zhang Xiu.

"How is the situation in Nanyang now?"

Cao Ren and Zhang Xiu looked at each other and sighed.

"On the surface, we have taken over the whole of Nanyang, but the actual control is only to the north of Wancheng, and there are still many remnants of Liu Biao and aristocratic families making trouble in the south!"

"Brother, if we don't get rid of the aristocratic family in Jingzhou, I'm afraid we won't be able to fully control the entire Jingzhou in the future!"

Cao Cao nodded with a gloomy face. He has not had time to deal with the matter of the aristocratic family.

But he is not going to let go of those big families in Jingzhou!When he takes Jingzhou, the family will be destroyed.

He believed that Xia Houzhe must have a solution!After all, Yanzhou's aristocratic family is all owned by him.

"I see! Has Liu Biao committed any crime recently?"

Cao Ren nodded: "Yes! Li Yan from Rangcheng in the south has brought troops to commit crimes several times, and we even fought against him!"

"That guy...is very powerful! Even Xiu'er can't take him down for a while!"

Hearing this, Cao Cao was surprised!

"There are such fierce generals under Liu Biao's command?"

Cao Ren had a strange expression on his face. After hesitating for a few seconds, he still spoke.

"Brother, then Li Yan...he is not a general, he...he is a civil servant!"

Cao Cao frowned, quite surprised.

But thinking that Li Yan, as a civil servant, can go back and forth with Zhang Xiu, he is a little excited again.

He likes this kind of people who are capable of writing and martial arts, and they can do several jobs by themselves!Good deal!

If Li Yan is brought here, Cao Ying will have the Four King Kongs!

Cheng Yu, Lu Su, Wang Lang, Li Yan!There is also an alternate Jia Xu.

Compared with them, Jia Xu is still a little weaker.

"Civilian? How capable is he?"

"Brother, I'm ashamed to say that I haven't been in contact with him for a short time, so I don't know his ability! I only know...he can fight!"

Cao Ren sighed.

Cao Cao didn't care either, and turned his head to look at the know-it-all under his command...

"Brother, do you understand Li Yan?"

"He? He is capable of writing and martial arts, very strong! His military strength is not bad, but he is more outstanding in governance!"

Xia Houzhe thought for a few seconds and gave Cao Cao the answer.

This guy was undefeated for [-] to [-] rounds with Huang Zhong. Although Huang Zhong was old at that time, he was going to capture him alive, so he let the water go.

But the opponent himself is still very strong!

And can become one of Liu Bei's trustees, his ability is beyond doubt!

It's a pity that in the end, it was ruined by selfishness, and it was pushed from the center to the end!

Cao Cao was overjoyed, he never expected...to meet such a talent in Jingzhou this time!

After a pause for a few seconds, Xia Houzhe continued.

"Li Yan is capable, but he is selfish! If you subdue him, just let him govern the state and county. Don't let him interfere in logistics, it's a bit unreliable!"

Cao Cao nodded, knowing what to do.

Cao Ren next to him frowned, as if he suddenly remembered something.

"By the way, brother, then Liu Bei...was stationed in Xinye County, a hundred miles to the south yesterday."

"Not only that, he also brought more than a thousand people to Bowang Slope in the northeast of Wancheng to watch the terrain! But they were driven away by Xiu'er."

"I suspect...he wants to join forces with Li Yan to cut off the supply between our Wancheng and Xuchang."

After all, Cao Ren was a handsome man who had led troops for a long time, and he could see Liu Bei's intentions at a glance.

Cao Cao frowned slightly: "Liu Bei has a lot of powerful generals. If he comes to attack the city, you don't fight generals, and don't fight him personally!"

Cao Ren nodded. He is a handsome soldier who leads troops, and he won't fight when nothing happens.

But Zhang Xiu was a little bit dissatisfied. He had never met an opponent since he came down the mountain.

But since Cao Cao and the others appeared, he has been deflated many times!

He doesn't believe it anymore, there are so many generals stronger than him in the world!

At that time, Liu Bei, who was often beaten and ran away with his head in his arms, was really so strong?

He wanted to test the waters...

Seeing the strangeness on Zhang Xiu's face, Cao Cao frowned.

"Xiu'er, you are my adopted son, listen to your father! Father will not harm you! But don't ruin the event because of impulsiveness! Never show off your martial arts!"

Cao Cao knew that Zhang Xiu was more than enough to be a general, but he was not good at being a handsome man. It was an embarrassing task!So some warnings are necessary.

"Zixiao, you don't have to worry about Bowangpo, I will arrange for a general to come over and guard Xuchang!"

"As long as Liu Bei dares to come, you will attack from both sides, and he will never come back! I can't let him occupy the narrow mountain road on Bowang Slope."

Seeing that Cao Cao had made arrangements, Cao Ren stopped talking.

Everyone rested in Wancheng for a day, and Xia Houzhe took the opportunity to buy a lot of supplies.

At dawn the next day, they came to the water beside Wancheng.

This big river runs through Wancheng and Xinye, and flows directly to the Tangbai River on the edge of Xiangyang.

Then it flows into the Han River from the Tangbai River!

And their target, Gan Ning...is in the middle of the Han River, Cao Cao has asked Cao Ren and the others to inquire about the news.

Standing by the river, Xia Houzhe waved one hand, and a boat over [-] meters in size appeared in everyone's eyes.

This method made Cao Cao greedy!He felt that it was necessary for him to ask for advice again.

Maybe I didn't learn this fairy technique last time, so I suddenly became enlightened this time and can do it again?

And now, the sky is clear and the rain has stopped!Just right for studying!

After ordering [-] soldiers from Wancheng to board the boat, Cao Cao continued to show his courtesy, serving tea and pinching his shoulders.

"Brother, hehehe, are you comfortable?"

Xia Houzhe was lying on the deck of the warship, holding a sun umbrella and holding a fishing rod, quietly enjoying the October sunshine.

Lukewarm, just comfortable!

And his mother-in-law, Dian Wei, Xu Chu, Lu Bu, Zhao Yun's women, all ran to the boat tower to tease Zhao Tong.

This time, with Cao Cao's permission, they brought all the female relatives here.

"It's okay, put more effort on your right shoulder, you made me think you didn't have breakfast!"

Xia Houzhe pointed to his shoulder.

The corner of Cao Cao's mouth twitched, he was the only one who dared to direct the prime minister to work like this.

In this regard, everyone has long been familiar with it, after all, the lord is a migrant worker, so he is used to it!

After taking a look, he turned his head and put on his sunglasses, lying on a chair and drinking a drink together.