Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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Liu Bei was furious!

"Damn it! You bully me even on horseback! Go to hell! You bastard!"

The inner energy bloomed all over his body, and he clasped his hands together and smashed the bastard's shell.

Enduring the pain, Liu Bei and Zhang Fei climbed onto Guan Yu's boat, and the three brothers and the soldiers of the warship chased after the Dingyuan.

But how can their sailboat catch up with the big technological ship?After a while, even the shadow was gone.

In the evening, Cao Cao and the others also stopped at the junction of the Han River and Xiangyang.

"I said, can't we sleep on a boat? Why pitch a tent in the wild?"

Cao Cao Xiahou Zhelu Bu and others spread their hands helplessly.

In front of them is a group of family members who are busy setting up tents!Everyone's face is full of interest, very happy!

"What kind of style do you big men know? How many years have you been able to travel, of course you have to go camping!"

Ding rolled his eyes.

Lu Bu's wife, Yan Shi, was knocking on a wooden stake, raised her head and echoed:

"That's right! I've been nesting in Chenliu for several years and haven't been out of the house. We don't want to wear gold and silver, can't we just go camping? Sister Chan'er, come and help my sister drive piles! I can't get in!"

Seeing their insistence, all the men sighed deeply and let them play around.

"What's the fun in this, we used to sleep outside during the war, how boring!"

"That's right! It's really wrong to come out to make a bed on the floor if you don't have a bed! Women are too complicated!"

Lu Bu and Cao Cao stepped aside and began to complain. As for Xun Yu, he didn't dare to complain about his mother-in-law, the Tang family, because he was afraid of his wife.

Xia Houzhe smiled: "Forget it! Let them play, it's not bad for us to hang out outside! It's close to Xiangyang, and it's possible to attract Gan Ning, the Jinfan thief."

"It's easier to wait for a rabbit than to find a needle in a haystack, right? That guy is very cunning. He must have been hiding under Liu Biao's army for so long. It will be difficult to find their water village!"

Several people looked at each other and nodded.

A group of men took out their fishing rods and small stools, and started fishing by the river.

Chapter 613 Camping, an unexpected visitor

As night fell, the tents of the girls were pitched.

Wang Yue and Cao Cao also caught their fish, dozens of fish, enough for them to eat.

There are still a lot of fish in the river these days. Some old men can make a living by fishing alone. Those people are called fishermen.

"A great harvest! My lord, Lao Wang, Lao Gou! Did you catch any fish?"

"I, Lao Dian and my dog ​​thief master caught a lot of black dragons! Do you want to eat them?"

Guo Jia, with a bamboo basket in his arms, ran quickly from a distance, his face full of excitement, Xia Houzhe and Dian Wei walked behind, their trouser legs rolled up to their knees.

There are probably seven or eight catties of loach in the bamboo basket!There is a big basket of blackness.

It was all dug out by a few of them by the river and the surrounding wetlands.

At this time, the loach is called squid, also called black dragon!

Everyone stood up and glanced at the bamboo baskets, the disgust on their faces was undisguised.

"What are you doing grabbing this thing? It's contagious!"

"And it has a dragon character on it. If you don't eat it well, you will die in the future! Let it go!"

Cui Zhouping immediately stood up and said that many people are taboo these days.

Like rice field eel and loach, few people eat it, and they are afraid of losing their lives!

Guo Jia rolled his eyes and slapped Cui Zhouping's hand away.

"You don't want to eat it! Yuanyi dog thief said, this thing can nourish the kidney! If you don't eat it, I will eat it!"

Hearing this, everyone turned their gazes to Xia Houzhe.

"Brother, do you really want to eat this? Are you not afraid of losing your life?"

"I'm afraid, what kind of dragon is this thing? It's just a loach! It tastes delicious and nourishing. The reason why you get sick after eating it is because it's not cooked well!"

"It's better if you don't eat, I can eat more loach."

Xia Houzhe squinted back, then stopped talking to Cao Cao and others, and dealt with the loach with Guo Jia with scissors.

Hearing that the loach is still useful, Cao Cao and the others looked at each other and cheered up instantly.

They are all elderly men, and they are always weak, so it is necessary to make up for it every day.

Wang Yue rubbed his chin thoughtfully.

"It turns out...it's true to complement the shape with form?"

A few people raised their brows, and looked at Wang Yue's...lower body playfully!

There was still such an expression on his face.

Wang Yue's heart was deeply hurt, as if he had been insulted, he glared at them sadly and angrily.

"Fuck! What are your eyes?"

"What? Did Cao Cao offend you? Do you have a problem? You actually called me by my first name. Believe it or not, I will deduct your salary!"

Wang Yue was stupefied for a while: "Ah! My lord, I didn't call you! Fuck is just a modal particle. If you don't believe me, ask Yuanyi!"

Cao Cao snorted coldly: "Hmph! Seeing that you are disrespectful to me, today I will punish you not to eat that loach!"

Wang Yue shouted in his heart: So this was premeditated!

Just as everyone was joking, a group of women also came over together, each calling for their own men,

"Husband, look! The tent is set up! Does it look good? We'll all sleep in it tonight!"

Looking at the crooked tent, the stakes hadn't been laid, and even half of the tent collapsed, a group of men laughed against their will.

Sure enough, piling is a man's job, and a woman can't do it well!

"It's beautiful! It's beautiful! This is the most beautiful thing besides you!"

After being praised, all the girls nodded happily. It seems that they are very satisfied with their work!

Cao Qing ran to Xia Houzhe's side in a bouncing manner.

He stretched out his finger and pointed to one of them, and the surroundings collapsed, only the tent with high tents in the middle.

"Brother Yuanyi! Do you think my tent is beautiful?"

Xia Houzhe looked sideways, and the corners of his eyes couldn't help shaking.

"It's all built into a pyramid, Xiao Qinger, are you sure you want to be a pharaoh? Why did you build it like this?"

Although Cao Qing didn't know much about pyramids and pharaohs, he still smiled sweetly and leaned beside Xia Houzhe very obediently.

"Because I made it according to brother Yuanyi's pants shape when he woke up in the morning! Do you think it looks like it!"

puff…

As soon as this remark came out, the audience erupted!

Everyone looked at Xia Houzhe with incredulous eyes.

"Beast! My niece will not be spared!"

"Made! Beast! I am ashamed to be with him!"

"Hey! You're obviously scolding him, but why are you still envious?"

Among the group of people, only Cao Cao laughed. Compared with other fathers, he is a strange flower.

Not only was he not disappointed that the big white pig he had raised for so many years ran away, but he was also very excited.

Raise a daughter for a thousand days, use a daughter for a while!

"Ahaha! You guys are all scolding Yuanyi, but you all want to be Yuanyi! How should I say hello to you? You are jealous!"

Watching them chattering, the corners of Xia Houzhe's mouth twitched.

"Fuck! Where are you thinking? It's just that Qing'er comes to wake me up from time to time, really! We have nothing!"

Everyone scoffed at this explanation.

"Pull it down! We know it! It's just... the relationship between you and the lord will be a little messy in the future."

"Well...with a mother-in-law and a sister-in-law, I'm not afraid of multiple father-in-law and brother-in-law, so don't panic!"

Cao Qing waved his hands repeatedly after being ridiculed by them.

"No! Brother Yuanyi just set up a tent, and ate fried dough sticks and soy milk with his sister on the bed, nothing else!"

Everyone's eyes became more ambiguous.

Cao Cao's face turned serious, and he couldn't help scolding, but the joy in his eyes was undisguised:

"Qing'er! Go down, what are you talking about at such a young age in front of the elders!"

Cao Qing pursed his lips and returned to the women's army.

Cao Cao took a deep breath and moved closer to Xia Houzhe.

"Brother! It is said that those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black. My daughter, who is as pure as white paper, has become impure when she comes to your house! Should you give me an explanation?"

Xia Houzhe remained silent.

With a sad and worried expression on his face, he looked up at the moonlight.

"Girls are changing, so why aren't we changing? Do you remember what we were like back then? Do you remember our original intention?"

Hearing his words, everyone was also aroused, and the atmosphere gradually became heavy.

Cao Cao thought that at first he was just trying to help the Han family, but now... he wants to take power with one hand.

Guo Jia thought of making contributions, but now he only wants to engage in yellow books and yellow paintings.

Xun Yu and the others also thought of their own changes, and couldn't help but sigh.

Seeing their heavy faces, Xia Houzhe suddenly turned around and looked at them with a smirk on his face.

"Yeah! The years have smoothed our edges and blurred our shapes, so we have all changed from all kinds of people to... all kinds of people!"

Crowd: ...

As soon as these words came out, they suddenly wanted to hit someone.

A group of people cursed in their hearts, it was this kid who aroused their emotions, and now he is the one who destroyed the atmosphere again!

He doesn't do anything that has anything to do with people!

Looking at them who were so angry, Xia Houzhe laughed a few times, and started to cook while walking.

Half an hour later, grilled fish was burning on one fire, and pepper loach was fried on the other fire!

The aroma wafts far!

A group of people gathered around the fire happily, eating grilled fish and singing songs. The Dingyuan ship was parked on the shore, and all the Tiger Guards were resting on it.

Guo Jia smiled and took a loach to Cao Cao: "Master! Eat loach to make up for loach! Come on, get one! You see I'm so respectful, shouldn't I get a better salary?"

Cao Cao's face darkened: "Hmph! Just relying on your analogy, you still want to increase your salary? You are thinking about farts! Is there an eel? I should eat that!"

Guo Jia was stunned for a moment: "The rice field eel...doesn't seem thick, does it? It's still soft! My lord... Forget it, just pretend I didn't say anything."

Just as Cao Cao put the Yitian sword around Guo Jia's neck, a man and a woman walked out of the woods on the river bank.

The man was ordinary and dressed in tatters.

The woman is coquettish and blatant, quite beautiful, but her body is also a little dirty.

What's more, the light gauze she was wearing on her body was wet by something, and it was tightly attached to her body, the snow white looming.

"Smells so good! Sister, we finally found the source of the scent! Let's go over and see if we can ask for some food and energy! I've been working all day! I'm already hungry!"

The man showed joy and said to the woman.

The woman nodded, and lowered her chest a little, revealing her tender breasts.

"Okay! Brother, let me go! I'm good at this!"