Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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"Hey! Uncle Cao, come to Genyuanyi's Huazi! Let's have a good chat!"

"To be honest, I am doing an exclusive interview this time! You are a role model among the elderly, so I can only find you!"

Xun Yu laughed along, took out a cigarette from his bosom, and stuffed it respectfully into Cao Song's mouth.

And pulled out the fire folder, and lit it for him.

After having the cigarette, Cao Song's complexion softened a lot, when he heard that he was being asked for an exclusive interview.

The old face of the whole person instantly became very bright.

"Oh ho ho! Good! Young people have good eyesight! I know that the old man is a role model!"

"As far as you are concerned, I will tell you everything!"

Cao Song got up and came to the non-smoking area on roller skates. Hua Tuo and Cai Yong also followed curiously.

Xun Yu coughed lightly and looked at Cao Song solemnly.

"Uncle Cao, are you over 60 this year?"

"Hmm! Four out of sixty! What's wrong?" Cao Song asked curiously.

Xun Yu was surprised for a while.

Cao Song, who is in his 60s, has not even turned his hair white yet, and it is really well maintained.

This age was already an advanced age in the Han Dynasty.

"I just want to ask you, sir, what is your secret to staying young?"

Cao Song took a sip of his cigarette and said calmly.

"Smoking, drinking, eating fat!"

Xun Yu:  …

Xun Yu's face froze, he opened his mouth and didn't know how to speak, he couldn't answer at all.

Cao Song patted him on the shoulder with emotion.

"Actually... the most important thing is to look at beautiful women!"

"I often see beautiful women in good spirits, refreshing and anti-aging!"

"I often see beautiful women with great bodies, and even a hundred can walk around the street!"

"A good guy like Xiahou should let him set up more golden caves, ice rinks and other places, which can be regarded as caring for the health of our elderly!"

After finishing speaking, Cao Song waved his sleeves and left, continuing to laugh and laugh with the beautiful coach.

Xun Yu was left in a daze.

Watch beauty prolong life?

Then, can I sell beauty albums?

Cao Cao Xia Houzhe looked at each other, shook his head and left the skating rink.

Xun Yu sighed and followed.

"Son-in-law, the autumn harvest will be in three months, and it will be time for us to go south to fight in Jingzhou!"

"Then Liu Biao... I heard that he died of illness! Liu Qi also captured Jiang Xia!"

"And Liu Bei dispatched Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and that Zhuge Liang. Under Liu Qi's guise, they took down the four major counties in Jingzhou while my mother-in-law was not paying attention!"

"Not only that, but he actually got a group of fierce generals. I'm a little angry... These horses should be my generals! Then Liu Bei is as you said, a centipede, dead but not stiff!"

Cao Cao had a sad look in his eyes. If it wasn't for the lack of military rations, he would want to go south now!

There...but there is a beautiful young woman waiting for her.

Cao Cao likes to help young women the most.

Especially the rise of Liu Bei made him even more worried.

To be able to get up even after being suppressed by him like this, and to be able to compete with the local powerful Cai family, I have to say that it is really powerful.

"Do you think Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang are good friends? Together, they are even more powerful!"

"But don't worry, we're not bad! I'll do everything, just lie down!"

Xia Houzhe nodded indifferently, looked up at the hot sun, and slipped away to the house.

He has no interest in fighting at all!

Who wants to fight if the country can live in peace and prosperity?

But war is for better peace, and he understands that.

No matter how powerful Zhuge Liang was, Xia Houzhe didn't panic. The power brought by technology cannot be offset by tricks.

And he doesn't like Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang and others. If they hadn't obstructed them, I'm afraid Cao Cao would have unified the war in the novel.

Where else will so many wars take place?

"Brother, wait for me! I'm going to your house too, I want to rub ice cubes and eat ice cream!"

Cao Cao Sa Yazi followed, and with Xia Houzhe covering him, he was completely at ease.

They went straight to the manor, and happened to meet Guo Jia, Cao Chun, Zhao Yun and others on the way.

"My lord! The members of Wuhuan and Xianbei have already split up, and the surrendered troops have completely disrupted the organization. You can rest assured!"

Cao Cao nodded: "Thank you!"

After finishing speaking, Pidianpidian followed Xia Houzhe.

Guo Jia and the others looked at each other with smiles on the corners of their mouths.

A group of people followed up together.

When I came to Xia Houzhe's house, no matter what everyone said, Xia Houzhe just lay on the rocking chair and refused to make ice cream and ice cubes.

To put it bluntly is lazy!

"Son-in-law! How can you bear it in such a hot day? If I were you, I would immediately make ice cream and hug you! I have to eat a big cup of ice cream in my mouth, so that I can cool off!"

Cao Cao persuaded him earnestly.

Guo Jia, Xun Yu and others also nodded in agreement.

"My lord's words are very true! And we are guests when we come, Yuan Yi, you can't be rude!"

Hearing this, Xia Houzhe glanced at them with a sneer and said with disgust.

"You are fart guests, more casual than my master!"

"It's not that I don't make ice for you, but it's not good to hold too much of that thing, and it's easy to increase the humidity! I'm doing it for your own good!"

Seeing his firm attitude, everyone sighed and could only lie helplessly in the pavilion.

Fortunately, the Shenxu Pavilion is relatively cool. Although there are many mosquitoes near the pond, they will not be bitten if there are mosquito coils lit.

Just as everyone was lying down, Xia Houzhe's wives came back from shopping with umbrellas.

All of them were sweating profusely from the heat, and their complexions were ruddy.

"Husband! No, we can't take it anymore! Give it to us, we want it!"

"Ice cubes, bring them quickly! Serve the ice cream!"

As soon as the girls arrived home, they immediately urged.

Xia Houzhe jumped up from the reclining chair, and with a backhand flick, there was a large pile of ice-making materials.

"Okay! Ladies, please wait a moment, the ice cubes will be ready soon!"

Xia Houzhe started to get busy...

Cao Cao and the others looked at each other coldly and raised their middle fingers.

"You f*ck... a double-standard dog!"

"The mother-in-law is your treasure, but we brothers are not? We despise you!"

In the face of everyone's complaints, Xia Houzhe has long been immune.

"Can it be compared? In addition to being capable, they can also do it!"

"What about you? You can't do anything, why do you blame me for double-standards, don't you have any compulsion?"

Cao Cao didn't care, he reached out and snatched Cao Qing a bucket of ice cubes, and immediately showed a relaxed expression while holding it in his arms.

"If you don't mind...it's not impossible!"

As soon as the words were finished, Cao Qing immediately put his hands on his hips and began to curse.

"Daddy, you are a bad old man. You stole my ice bucket, and you want to snatch a man from me!"

"Be careful that I will marry my mother to my husband! Hmph! See if you are afraid!"

Hearing this, Cao Cao laughed out loud, but was not angry.

Lying on the rocking chair, holding the ice cubes made him feel very comfortable, and he didn't even have the heart to quarrel.

"Ah! The temperature has dropped, but it's not a problem to hold the ice all the time, it's all wet!"

Cao Cao weighed the clothes on his chest, it was already wet with ice.

"If someone fancied it...it might be more comfortable! That's life!"

"My dear brother, I think you should hire more servants, so that someone will fan you in summer! You don't have to shake the feather fan yourself."

Listening to Cao Cao's words, Xia Houzhe suddenly thought of something.

"Fan the wind? Wait... I don't seem to need a servant, I can keep the wind blowing!"

"Pull it down! You know how to brag, so why don't you tell us that you know summoning skills? Can you call wind and rain?"

Everyone curled their lips in disbelief at all.

Xia Houzhe didn't explain either. After handing over the ice and ice cream to everyone, he got up and went into the laboratory.

"Just do what you say, and don't cry when I finish something!"

Hearing this, and seeing the other party's serious expression that didn't seem to be fake, Cao Cao, Xun Yu and the others looked at each other in blank dismay.

"This kid... can he really blow it to us?"

"I don't know, this door is not closed, do you want... let's sneak in and have a look?"

"Good idea! Let's go! I have long wanted to go into the lab to see what happened!"

Everyone looked at each other and followed.

Only Dian Wei curled his lips and lay still, still muttering.

"That door is specially reserved for you, once you go in, you are guaranteed to be a coolie!"

"It's hot, I'll kill you!"

Everyone didn't hear it, and the door of the laboratory was closed.

Watching everyone enter the door, Xia Houzhe's mouth showed a tricky smile.

"Since we're all here... light the fire! Everyone take turns blowing the bellows for me! If it's done, you will feel much more comfortable in summer in the future!"

Chapter 761 The advent of generators and motors

"Brother, isn't it? You let us pull the bellows on a hot day? I, a capitalist, are not as cruel as you!"

Cao Cao quit immediately and took a step back.

Xun Yu, Guo Jia, and the two weaklings looked at each other and shook their heads slowly.

"Well... our hands are weak, we can't pull them! We can't do this kind of physical work!"

Everyone turned their eyes to Xu Chu.

Xu Chu blinked in a daze, and pointed at himself with an innocent face.

"Huh? Me?"

"Then why didn't I come in to join in the fun? How did you become a coolie? Which link went wrong?"