Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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"The gift from Cao Cao Xia Houzhe is coming soon! Those are countless arrows!"

As soon as the words fell, before the two entered the boat, dense flames appeared in the sky.

Even though the fog was thick, Zhuge Liang and Chen Gong standing at the bow could still vaguely see some of them.

The two looked at each other and were stunned.

"What's the situation? They shouldn't have sent a rocket?"

"Don't be afraid of the public platform, my straw man is wet, and his rocket will be destroyed immediately!"

"I have to know that the dry grass can't light my wet grass man, and Cao Cao has just built a water village, and there is no time to dispatch all kinds of materials, and there is no precious kerosene at all! What we need to do now is to let the arrows fly for a while!"

"Haha! Thanks to the old iron for sending the rocket!"

"If I have a list here, you Cao Ying will definitely be the big brother!"

Kong Ming laughed triumphantly, and pulled Chen Gong into the boat.

The three counselors drank comfortably with small wines.

But soon Zhuge Liang couldn't laugh anymore, because the rocket landed on the boat and was not destroyed by the wet grass man at all.

Instead, it is burning!

Seeing this scene, Zhuge Liang couldn't sit still, and shouted quickly.

"What? What's going on! Fuck, this is kerosene? Where did they get the kerosene!"

"Hurry up! Hold your shields and scoop water from the river to put out the fire!"

The soldiers did so, but when a basin of water was put up, the rocket burned even more fiercely.

After a while, a boat was half swallowed by the flames.

This is not over yet, something happened that made Kong Ming and Chen Gong even more afraid.

On the shore... there was a huge roar!

boom!

bang...

A shell bombarded Kong Ming's ship, directly smashing the ship to pieces.

Countless rockets fell into the water, and the surface of the river was burned with kerosene.

It is said that water and fire are incompatible, but kerosene can burn on water.

Kong Ming, Chen Gong, and Zhuge Jin were stunned and fell into the icy river.

"Help me! Gongtai save me! I can't walk on a horse!"

Chen Gong stretched out one hand to grab a piece of wood, and pulled Zhuge Liang up with the other hand.

The three survived with only one plank!

Looking at the rockets all over the sky, and the artillery blasting a few shots from time to time, the three of them shivered in the water!

Chen Gong couldn't bear it anymore, and cursed loudly!

"Kong Ming! Is this stepping on a horse what you said you wanted me to find excitement? What a fucking excitement!"

"What you borrowed is not an arrow, but a cannon! Fuck!"

Kong Ming was already in a panic, so he had no time to worry about Chen Gong scolding him.

He knew that if he didn't run away, he would be shot as a hedgehog sooner or later.

Even if the shells fall on the body, they will be crushed into meat pies and blood foam.

"Don't be too scared, Gongtai. I, Kong Ming, can light seven-star lamps. If you have something to do, I will light the lamps for you to continue your life!"

Kong Ming said with his hands lying on the wooden board.

Chen Gong glared at him sideways.

"But what if...you were the one who died first? Who will light the lamp for you?"

Kong Ming's expression froze: ...

"Gongtai, big brother! Hurry up! If you have anything to say, go back and talk about it first!"

Kong Ming shouted in panic, scolding Cao Ying for not playing cards according to the routine.

Damn cannonballs don't cost money to make?You shoot when you don't know the battle situation, are you so reckless?

Chen Gong glared at each other, a counselor of his own turned into a human engine?

After shooting more than ten rounds, Cao Cao gave his thumbs up in admiration when he heard the sound of war drums disappearing in the river!

"Brother, it's amazing! If it weren't for your mobile resource bank, we might be deceived by these scammers!"

Xia Houzhe put his arms around Huang Yueying's small waist, and waved his hands indifferently.

This breezy appearance made the girl fall in love with her deeply. This is the perfect man in her mind.

With a lot of money, billions of dollars, good looks, and both parents died, he can still have sex with her.

"Low-key! We have plenty of kerosene, but we are men with oil fields!"

"Okay, you can play by yourself, I'm going to sleep with my mother-in-law, my kidneys can't bear it if I stay up too late."

Xia Houzhe went to the village with his arms around the girl.

And Zhuge Liang, Chen Gong, and Zhuge Jin were also sitting on the plank, with their six hind legs moving wildly, they swam along the river to Xiakou.

The three of them may have the aura of the protagonist, but the random arrows never hit them.

It's just that the fifty ships brought in were wiped out.

As time passed, the sky gradually brightened.

At this moment, Zhou Yu, Sun Ce and others, with a large number of people, are waiting.

Even Liu Bei from Fankou rushed over, and according to Zhuge Liang's instructions, a group of people were waiting to receive the arrows.

Chapter 809: Dog Head Military Advisor, Zhuge Liang

"Hehe, Bo Fu Gongjin, you just look at it, my family Kong Ming is a genius boy!"

"A mere [-] arrows, since he dares to boast about the sea, there will be no problem!"

"I expect him to return to the scene in front of us with arrows like the Dragon King."

Liu Bei stroked his mustache, with a trusting smile on the corner of his mouth.

The two major military divisions under him have acted in person, can there be mistakes?

On weekdays, Kong Ming can handle government affairs with ease.

Thinking of how he once crusaded against the four counties of Jingzhou, and he was so clever and clever, Liu Bei was full of confidence!

People like Han Xuan, Liu Du, etc. in his hands are completely small shrimps, who can be manipulated casually.

Seeing Liu Bei's complacent look, Sun Ce remained silent, while Zhou Yu snorted softly.

"hope so!"

"It's just that Kong Ming asked us to wait here at dawn, but now it's already bright and there is no sign of him. Could something have happened?"

At this time, Lu Meng, who was in armor, noticed the strangeness of Jiang Mian, and stretched out his hand to point forward.

"Captain, my lord, look, Mr. Xuande! What is swimming towards us?"

Everyone followed their gazes, and their brows gradually frowned.

Zhou Yu: "Huh? What is that? It's all white..."

Huang Gai: "Is this a fish? It's a big one... No, judging from the splashes they made, it seems to be three big white fish swimming!"

Lu Meng: "No, no, I know what it is, they are not things!"

"I once read a legend in an ancient book. It said that there is a creature that looks like a human but is not human hidden in the sea and the river. What kind of creature is it called a mermaid! I can feast my eyes today!"

Everyone's eyes lit up, if they could meet a female mermaid, they could capture it and raise it.

A group of people stared eagerly at the river, and after a while, the three mermaids appeared in front of them.

When they saw the appearance clearly, the old faces pulled down instantly, and each of them exclaimed.

"Fuck! Kong Ming, Ziyu, Gongtai? Why are you?"

"Where are your warships and clothes?"

Liu Bei and Guan Yu shouted loudly, looking at the three of them in disbelief.

At this moment, the three of them were all covered in white stripes, without an inch of hair, and looked very embarrassed.

Kong Ming sighed: "There are too many clothes, and the board can't stand it after soaking, so we all took them off!"

"My lord, stop watching the show and pull us up first!"

Liu Bei reached out to pick up the three of them, and handed them a set of thick clothes.

After the three of them put it on, they suddenly felt less trembling on their lips.

Seeing this situation, Zhou Yu stepped forward playfully.

"Liangzi! Did you tell us to wait here with an army last night just to let us watch you swim in the winter with your bare butt?"

"It's been three days today, what about the agreed arrows? Don't forget, you have issued a military order!"

Being ridiculed by Zhou Yu like this, Kong Ming hesitated and couldn't say a word.

Obviously I have calculated it, but I kept a low profile for a few days, and today I can surprise everyone!

But why... something went wrong?

He has been wondering, where did Cao Ying get so much kerosene?

In the end, he didn't earn face, and he lost his lining. As for the military order, he didn't take it to heart.

Liu Bei won't let him die, and he also has an excuse, so he doesn't care at all.

It's just...the achievements have not been made, and there is no reason to seek refuge with Cao Cao for a good position!

Not only that, but it leaves a stain on your resume, alas...

"Liang... I failed the high expectations of my lord and everyone, Arrow... Arrow has some small problems, listen to me..."

Zhuge Liang was interrupted by Zhou Yu's impatient wave of his hand before Zhuge Liang finished speaking.

"Okay, don't be so close, I, Zhou Yu, entrusted you with a great responsibility, but you did this?"

"As the governor, I only recognize arrows, not people! Since a military order has been issued, it should be dealt with according to military law!"

Zhou Yu's face was serious.

Hearing this, Chen Gong quickly cast his eyes at Liu Bei.

Liu Bei's expression darkened slightly: "Captain Zhou, now that the battle is imminent, it might be wrong to kill the Allied army divisions?"

"When the time comes, Cao Cao will laugh at us and affect morale! Why don't you save face and let it go!"

Zhou Yu and Sun Ce glanced at Liu Bei, but they didn't care too much.

It is really not suitable for internal fighting at the moment, it can make Zhuge Liang lose face, and it can be regarded as revenge for Sun Ce.

"Since Mr. Xuande begged for mercy, then Zhou will sell you some face!"

"However, I believe that Mr. Kong Ming's feat today will definitely be recorded in the annals of history!"

Hearing this, Liu Bei felt ashamed.

Seeing this, Kong Ming also felt a little uncomfortable, so he took a step forward and opened his mouth.

"Heh, why do you need to sell face? I, Kong Ming, am a gangster, and I am most particular about a word of righteousness!"

"In the past, Cao Mengde cut off his hair to act as the leader, and today I, Kong Ming, will do the same with the whole army!"

"Yun Chang, quickly use your Qinglong Yanyue knife to shave someone's head!"

After all, he pulled his hair up and aimed at Guan Yu.

Guan Yu was stunned for half a second, then chopped down with a knife, and a handful of hair fell to the ground.