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Everyone said that Cao Cao was a good wife, especially the enemy's wife!
But what he is doing now is to justify his name!
I, Cao Cao... am not a good wife!
I only like widows, even if she is not a widow, I want to make her a widow!
After finishing speaking, Cao Cao looked down at Zhao Fan with a respectful expression.
Chapter 837 Zhao Fan is on the road, I like it
"Hahaha! Prefect Zhao, thanks to your kindness this time, we were able to break through the city with ease!"
Zhao Fan cupped his hands respectfully, with a very low posture.
"Master! The general also admires the demeanor of the lord, and has long wanted to do things for you."
"So when you came last night, I seized this opportunity!"
"To be honest...the reason why I voted for the lord is that there is still a little selfishness in the end, I don't know...should I say it properly?"
Cao Cao glanced at him with interest: "But it's okay!"
Zhao Fan was overjoyed, and held his hands again with a meaningful smile: "Master! The widow of a certain brother, that is, my own sister-in-law, is actually your fan!"
"She wants to see your demeanor very much. I don't know...can you let her come up to see you?"
Listening to Zhao Fan's words, Cao Cao became interested in an instant, and the fatigue on his face was swept away.
Standing up from the chair suddenly:
"What? Widow? Your sister-in-law? Quickly bring it here for me to see!"
Seeing Cao Cao's excited appearance, everyone raised their middle fingers.
And cast a look of contempt!
"Wife Cao, wipe off the drool, it's all coming out!"
Xia Houzhe patted him on the shoulder.
Cao Cao coughed lightly, sat back on the chair, and tried to make himself serious.
But no matter how hard he tried to hide it, in the eyes of everyone he was... wretched!
"Ahem! I mean... Zhao Fan is the hero this time. How could I, Cao Cao, refuse to agree to such a small request for the family of the hero?"
"Go! I'll let her meet! I, Cao Cao, have always been very generous to my own people. If you don't believe me, you can ask them. I have absolutely no other intentions!"
Hearing this, Zhao Fan saluted happily and stepped back quickly!
After a while, he brought Fan Shi, a mature and sexy widow, from the residence.
While walking, Zhao Fan also gave instructions.
"Sister-in-law! I have suffered for you for so many years, today...someone found you a good match! He is the prime minister!"
"As long as he can catch his eye, not only you, but even my Zhao family will be able to make a fortune because of this, and we will no longer be afraid of other princes thinking about it! Opportunities... must be seized!"
Fan Shi nodded: "I understand, I am a widowed woman, if I don't have an adult to take care of me, I don't know who will fall into the hands."
"I will do my best to achieve a good future for the Zhao family as well as myself!"
Seeing Fan's understanding of the general situation, Zhao Fan nodded in satisfaction, and it was not in vain for him to take care of her for so long.
Born in troubled times and beautiful, without a background.
Usually the end is very miserable, like Fan's who is married to a big man in exchange for a future, it is considered an excellent ending.
After the uncle and sister-in-law walked into the city guard's mansion, Fan bowed her head directly.
"Fan Yufeng, the daughter of the people, has met the prime minister!"
Looking at the figure of the woman in front of him, Cao Cao was very satisfied. He walked down from the first place and stood in front of Mrs. Fan.
"Ma'am, can you please raise your head?"
Fan Shi followed her words, and raised that lovely and pitiful cheek.
Cao Cao looked at it with old-fashioned eyes, and was instantly ecstatic!
88/58/90.
A high-quality married woman, with a feeling of being from a small family, is not inferior to Mrs. Cai at all.
Unbelievable!
It's his dish, the appraisal is complete.
"Madam, please get up quickly! I just heard from Xiao Zhao that Madam has been alone in the vacant room for many years?"
"I don't know Ma'am... Would you like to spend a good night with a certain person tonight?"
Cao Cao stretched out his hand and took the opponent's palm.
Fan Shi didn't say a word, but looked at him eagerly and shyly.
Seeing this, Cao Cao laughed out loud, didn't even grant the reward, and left with Fan Shi.
After holding it in for ten days without Mrs. Cai by my side, how can I bear it now when I see the stunning beauty?
"Hahaha! Everyone, go to Accountant Guo to register your military exploits, and you will be rewarded tomorrow!"
"Aren't you tired after fighting all night last night? Why don't you go to rest and replenish your energy after registering? So... let's go first!"
After finishing speaking, Cao Cao glanced at Zhao Fan who was waiting eagerly.
I just thought this kid was very good and liked him very much, so he said with admiration in his eyes
"By the way, Xiao Zhao, I'm very satisfied with your ability! I don't think the little city guard is good enough for you anymore, so why don't you transfer me, Chen Liu, to serve in the imperial court!"
After finishing speaking, he walked away gracefully with Fan's arms in his arms, with a lustful expression still on his face.
Only leaving everyone behind to look at him, they all raised their middle fingers.
Zhao Fan was ecstatic, he didn't expect to enter the imperial court because of a beautiful sister-in-law, this is simply ascension to heaven in one step.
"The dark and damp depths are the cradle of life—"Nature and Science"
Xia Houzhe pointed at Cao Cao's back, winked at Huang Yueying and said famous words.
It made the other party coquettish.
Seeing that Cao Cao and Xia Houzhe were accompanied by women, Guo Jia took a small notebook and sighed.
"Yuanyi! It's better for you to be with the lord. Wherever there is a war, there are women to warm the bed, and we will be miserable!"
"If you change your left hand for your right hand, it's like divorcing your wife and remarrying a wife! Alas... the gap between a man and a boss!"
Xia Houzhe tightened Huang Yueying's waist, and smiled faintly at Guo Jia.
"You can also find another wife. With your Guo's Yellow Book Company's ability to attract money, you can fully support it."
"Let's forget it! It's because of your special status that you can take your wife during the war. In our case... the lord is definitely not allowed to take your wife."
"Besides, if there are more women, there will be more shit, and they have to give birth to sons. I don't want to be used as a tool for them to carry on the family line! I, Guo Jia, want to be chic all my life!"
"I actually just want a girl who can satisfy my physical needs, so I don't have to go to a brothel, and I don't have to worry about getting sick."
Guo Jia looked melancholy.
Not everyone in the barracks has privileges like Xia Houzhe.
If they dare to lead their mothers-in-law to fight, they must not be laid off by Cao Cao.
But the war, a fight lasts for several months, and they are all full-blooded men, so they must be uncomfortable.
As for going to a brothel, of course they have this condition, but they are just afraid that they will contract plum sores (syphilis). If it is serious, it will kill people!
Guo Jia's words were echoed by everyone.
Cheng Yu, Zhao Yun and the others shook their heads and sighed, their eyes helpless.
But fortunately, the boss Cao Cao is also rather perverted, he would take them to a brothel for entertainment every time they went to the city during a war, which is not too unscrupulous.
Hearing this, Xia Houzhe immediately sneered.
"You just can't control your lower body! How can there be such a good girl for you... Wait!"
"I seem to have a solution to your big problem!"
Before Xia Houzhe finished speaking, he suddenly thought of a fetish that was popular among otaku circles in later generations.
If it can be put into production, I am afraid it will bring great comfort to the military trip, and the generals will not have to be so bloated.
Everyone looked at each other.
Jia Xu blinked, and asked obscenely: "Master, what is the solution? You see, I am not too young, and it is very uncomfortable to suffer this. Please take care of our 50-[-]-year-old comrades."
Xun Yu, Zhao Yun and the others nodded frantically: "Being under surveillance at home, it would be nice if you can be chic when you come out to fight!"
Zhang Fei rubbed his chin, hesitated for a few seconds and looked at him weakly.
"Uncle, Xiao Juan'er is still so young, if you have any way to keep me innocent and let me sleep comfortably, just tell me!"
"Could it be... you want to establish a military prostitute?"
Facing their questions, Xia Houzhe patted Huang Yueying and gave her a look.
The other party immediately got up and left, and went to the room to catch up on the beauty sleep.
She understood the next topic, she didn't listen well, women should have their own awareness.
Seeing the girl leave, Xia Houzhe's expression gradually became wild.
"No! Jianjun prostitutes are inhumane to the girls. I, Caoying, can't go against the wishes of women. This is the principle."
"But I know that there is a fetish called an inflatable doll... That thing will definitely solve your confusion!"
"Even...better than military prostitutes!"
Hearing this, everyone was taken aback.
For some reason, he looked at Xia Houzhe, and then at Zhang Fei who was dressed as a scholar.
"Baby? Forget it, we are not Zhang Laohei, animals can't get up."
"No, no, no! This doll is similar to a doll, not a real person! And it's easy to carry, you can take it with you when you go to war."
Xia Houzhe explained.
He remembered that there were hundreds of catties of unused rubber trees in the system space, which happened to come in handy at this time.
After Guo Jia and the others heard it clearly, they regained their spirits.
"What the hell is it?"
"Hey! You will know when I make it, but I can't do too much right now, the materials are too precious!"
"I'll make a few for you to try first, and then you will know the effect."
Xia Houzhe said mysteriously.
After speaking, he went to the courtyard of the City Guard's Mansion, where a large tree was conjured up, and he took a pot and began to cut the tree for latex.
Everyone watched eagerly, reluctant to leave.
Xia Houzhe smiled: "You don't have to guard me, this thing has to go through several processes of coagulation, washing, molding, and drying!"
"And I have to make a skeleton for you, at least a few days! In addition... this time is not a free gift, it is equivalent to another daughter-in-law of yours, and you have to pay for it!"
Chapter 838
As soon as they asked for money, this group of old-fashioned critics all retreated tactically.
You look at me, I look at you, everyone is unwilling to pay, after all, it is a new thing that has never been touched, and they are afraid of being cheated.
Guo Jia's family property is relatively large, so he finally took the lead and asked weakly.
"Why do you need money? It's between brothers..."
Xia Houzhe immediately waved his hand and rejected his words.
"Nonsense! Lao Cao and I are still brothers, and he gave me a daughter as his wife, so he asked me to give the dowry?"
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