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Lu Yu opened his mouth blankly.
Rao, based on his knowledge, he doesn't know when it started, and such a genre has emerged again in the tomb robbery world.
Excavator pie?
Didn't need tomb-robbing knowledge, didn't need tomb-robbing skills, didn't use other means, just dug it up like this?
Lu Yu was moved, and his heart was full of shock!
With such a thing, what's the point of me practicing tomb robbery for decades?
"Dare... Dare to ask the immortal, where did the thing under your seat come from? Why have you never heard of it after decades of traversing the tomb robbery world?"
Lu Yu cupped his hands respectfully, and asked Xia Houzhe.
Xia Houzhe stopped the excavator and turned to look at him.
He still has some ideas about Lu Yu, but the other party is the captain of Sun Quan's tomb-robbing team, with extremely profound tomb-robbing skills.
If he can be kidnapped... won't the archaeological team be led by senior personnel in the future?
Thinking of this, Xia Houzhe quickly handed the two enrollment posters to Lu Yu.
After the other party took it, Xia Houzhe smiled slightly, took out an allegro, and sang a jingle in the form of rap while playing the allegro.
"Learn technology, go to Lanxiang."
"Lanxiang Technical School is well-known."
"If you don't learn, you don't charge."
"Eight hundred excavators lined up."
"There are perverts and perverts."
"There are ideals in the world,"
"Lanxiang is a good place."
"After learning technology, learn whoring,"
"Three thousand beds in stainless steel..."
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Listening to Xia Houzhe's rap, everyone in the audience was stunned.
What is this riding on a horse?
In the end is to learn technology, or to learn offense and defense?
But Lu Yu's eyes lit up, and she was still muttering in surprise: Damn it![-] excavators, this is to refresh your mind!
At this moment, he had already thought of a picture in his mind, eight hundred excavators were dispatched rumblingly, and the entire mountain was razed to the ground.
Such a tomb robbery organization, what tomb can stop them?Even the tomb of the first emperor, I'm afraid I can dig it!
Lu Yu knew that if the news about the excavator got out today, the entire tomb robber world would be shaken, and there would be an endless stream of people going to Lanxiang to study in the future!
Looking at the admission profile in his hand, Lu Yu was very excited, because he... also wanted to dig an excavator, and even more wanted to be the first batch of seniors!
But after feeling Sun Quan's murderous eyes, Lu Yu suppressed this impulse again.
"Thank you fairy for your advice!"
After saluting to Xia Houzhe, Lu Yu turned to look at Sun Quan again,
"But don't worry, my lord, even if they dig the door of the tomb, it's useless! Because the ancient books of my teacher's school have recorded that there are not only a lot of treasures in this tomb."
"There are countless traps! Such as arrows, rolling logs, falling rocks, ground stabs and sharp knives..."
"Faced with such a trap, no matter how skilled the tomb-robbing skills are, they will never be able to get in!"
After speaking, Lu Yu threw a stone into the tomb.
Immediately afterwards, ten thousand arrows were fired, and the ground was filled with arrows.
When Sun Quan heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this situation!
"Great! As long as they can't get in, the tomb will eventually fall into our hands."
"They opened the door of the tomb, and they were just working for us. Thinking of this, I feel a lot better!"
Sun Quan smiled slightly, found a rock and sat down, waiting to see Xia Houzhe's joke.
But the smile on his face froze in the next second...
Because Xia Houzhe and the others drove the excavator and dug the grave directly, removing the large tomb bricks one after another.
I never thought of going in through the tomb passage!
"That's it? Shoot, you shoot while riding a horse, I will dismantle it for you, and let me see how you use the trap to bully me!"
"Brothers, remember, if you are safe for a while, you will be happy for the rest of your life, and you will grow up obscenely, don't waste!"
"What age is it, and you still learn to play the game of Adventure King? Is it worth it to risk your life for this little money?"
With a cigarette dangling from his mouth, Xia Houzhe happily played with the excavator.
Four excavators are digging together, and the progress is very fast!
And Cao Hong was busy adding water and coal to the boilers of the four excavators...
Under the continuous exposure of the sun, he who was already very dark... became even darker!
"Made! You guys did all the fun things, and it's my turn to do coolies. Why am I so miserable!"
Sun Quan: ... If you don't want to do it, then don't do it!
Lu Yu: ... If you don't want to do it, let me do it!
Two hours later, the sky gradually darkened, and Sun Quan and Lu Yu also watched helplessly as the excavator lifted the roof of the entire tomb.
All the hidden weapons of the organs have been reduced to decorations...
I'm afraid that the king of Vietnam, Zhao Yingqi, never thought that he would be dug up by a digger...
Seeing that all the treasures in those tombs were taken away by Xia Houzhe, Sun Quan sat paralyzed on the ground, not recovering for a long time.
The few big tombs that I regarded as my last hope, have been preempted by others like this?
Then how will my grandson's family rise?This dream of being the richest man has gone bankrupt before he even started?
"Hey! Forget it, Lu Yu, let's go back! Fate sometimes has to be there, and there is always time in fate, so don't force it!"
"Now the situation is stronger than others, I don't blame...fuck you! What are you going to do?"
Before Sun Quan finished speaking, his expression changed and he began to curse angrily.
Because... Lu Yu beside him had already walked towards Xia Houzhe and the others with a flattering face, completely ignoring him as the lord.
"Hehehe... Immortal Xiahou, what... I don't know if your admissions profile... accepts middle-aged people?"
Xia Houzhe had just collected all the treasures, and was slightly surprised to see Lu Yu coming over.
"Yes, of course! But you have to make up enough for the tuition!"
"Enough! I'm rich, and I have hidden a gold Ruyi, which is definitely worth the [-] gold tuition fee. Look..."
Lu Yu looked overjoyed, and took out a handle made of pure gold from his crotch, which was also inlaid with many precious stones.
He held both hands respectfully and handed it to Xia Houzhe.
Seeing where Jin Ruyi came from, Xia Houzhe stepped back tactically.
I just feel a tingling smell...
"You... little thing is quite unique..."
"Ahaha, come here, Zilian, and burn coal later! I'll give this to you. You don't have to thank me, it's just your hard work!"
Hearing that there was a lot of hard work, Cao Hong dropped the shovel and rushed over like lightning.
"Where is it? Where is my reward!"
"Here, in his hand! Take the pure gold one, don't say we bully you in the future!"
Xia Houzhe smiled. He had been playing since he was a child, so naturally he couldn't treat the other party too badly, and he knew that Cao Hong liked gold.
As soon as he made money, he was very energetic!
Cao Hong was overjoyed, he grabbed Jin Ruyi and wanted to stuff it into his mouth.
Seeing this scene, everyone's expressions changed, and they just wanted to remind...but it was too late!
Who knew that Cao Hong, who has always been slow, would be so quick when he saw money?
Cao Hong bit it hard, and immediately smiled.
"Oh! It's soft, it's really pure gold, and it's so heavy! I like this thing."
"Not bad, very good! Just how do you feel... a little bit dirty?"
Everyone opened their mouths wide, blinked their eyes, took a deep breath, and said weakly:
"Maybe... this is the coquettishness that money brings to people, right? This thing was given to you by Lu Yu as a filial piety, so thank him if you want to thank him?"
Cao Hong's eyes lit up, and he grabbed Lu Yu's neck: "Hahaha, thank you!"
Lu Yu smiled awkwardly, shrank her head and dared not speak, for fear of being slaughtered.
Cao Hong let go of Lu Yu, looked at Jin Ruyi fondly, and nodded seriously.
"Money strengthens the courage of the poor, it seems reasonable!"
Xia Houzhe and the others chose to remain silent. They did not dare to tell Cao Hong where Jin Ruyi came from.
Otherwise...the other party must be desperate!
"By the way, Lu Yu, your tuition fee has been paid, which school do you plan to go to?"
"Besides, let me tell you that you will be allocated a package after entering our school, and there are seven days of crash courses for you to attend, so pay enough money in advance!"
"Of course, you have to resign from your original job after signing up, otherwise...we won't accept enemies!"
Xia Houzhe explained patiently.
Lu Yu cupped his hands: "I have already fired my boss, you can rest assured, I don't want to fuck him anymore!"
The voice fell, and a curse came over.
"White-eyed wolf! Although we are tired from work, our salary is low. Although we work a lot of overtime, our food is poor!"
"Although our boss is ugly, he has a bad temper. Although we are cold in winter, we are hot in summer. With such superior conditions, you still choose to be a fool? Are you still human?"
Everyone looked sideways at him, only to see Sun Quan's face was dark and his fists clenched!
The corners of everyone's mouths twitched... What a Sun Corporation, a conscientious enterprise.
"Mr. Ben, I want to... sign up for Lanxiang!"
Lu Yu said with firm eyes.
"Can I ask why? Just because Lan Xiang has an excavator? New Oriental is also good, and you can become a general when you come out!"
Xia Houzhe asked curiously.
Lu Yu rubbed his chin and raised his finger at the admissions profile: "The reason why I chose Lan Xiang is because...it is very popular in recruiting students!"
The corner of Xia Houzhe's mouth twitched, the hot enrollment has something to do with you.
"Damn you...you're really talented!"
Seeing that Lu Yu had filled out the admission application, Sun Quan sighed helplessly, and could only drag his desperate and exhausted body back step by step with the dozen or so guards.
After walking for half an hour, Sun Quan stopped and looked at the sky, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became!
"A horse-riding man! How can I recite the time like this?"
"My father died when I was young, my brother died when I was young, I lost my reputation when I was defeated in a war, my sweetheart was taken by a dog thief, my power was emptied by treacherous ministers, and the dug tomb was also robbed. Now...even my subordinates have betrayed!"
"Is there anyone worse than me in the world? Fuck!"
Sun Quan raised his head to the sky and roared angrily, and kicked out in anger.
Snapped…
A crisp sound came out, which caught Sun Quan's attention.
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