roccoschili Chapter 189 Crazy Knight Bus
Chapter 189 Crazy Knight Bus
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspHarry was stunned by the sudden appearance of the bus, and even forgot about the cold and wet ground.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"Bang"
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThe door of the bus opened, and a boy in a purple uniform came out. He had a pair of big ears and a lot of acne on his face. He looked about ten years old. He carries an old-fashioned bus ticket machine on his belt.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspHe did not pay attention to Harry sitting on the ground, but looked at a piece of paper or something in his hand, and murmured: "Welcome to the Rider Bus, this bus is specially designed to accommodate wizards living on the streets. My name is Stan Sand Parker. I will be your conductor tonight."
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspAfter finishing speaking, he stuffed the piece of paper into his pocket and then noticed that the guest in front of him was sitting on the ground.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "Well, why are you sitting on the ground?" Stan said in surprise.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspHarry looked at him helplessly, stood up and said, "I was already sitting on the ground just now, are you a newbie?"
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"How do you know today is my first day on the job?" Stan asked.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspHarry said: "Because there was no need for the veteran to look at the piece of paper and speak."
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "Oh yes, you are right." Stan said boredly, and then said impatiently: "Hurry up and get in the car, I'm waiting for the flowers. Thanks all."
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "Well" Harry looked at these two strange cars and asked, "What kind of car is this?"
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "Oh please, didn't you hear what I just said? The Knight Bus specializes in picking up wizards wandering the streets. Okay, hurry up and get on the bus. "
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspHarry nodded, picked up his luggage and walked towards the car. Just when he was about to get in the car, Harry missed his body and looked to the other side of the road. What happened just now? A large black dog had disappeared.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "What are you looking at?" Stan asked curiously, looking across the street.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "Oh, nothing," said Harry.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspStan picked up Harry's luggage and said, "Stop being so fussy, get in the car."
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspAfter getting in the car, Harry realized that this car was different. The driver who drove the car at first turned out to be a very old man, and as soon as he got in the car, he I smelled alcohol. There is also a strange black head decoration hanging on the front of the car. The most peculiar thing is that there are no seats in the car, but there are seats.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp Harry walked over curiously and found that there were people lying on some bunks, and they were sleeping soundly. There are candles for lighting on the shelves on the wall of the car, and there is also a "head decoration" hanging on the back of the car that is exactly the same as the front. In short, this bus has a strange feel from the car to the driver.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"Ouch" Stan spent a lot of effort to move Harry's luggage to the car, and said breathlessly: "Good guy, I This is the first time I’ve seen someone use an owl as a knight bus.”
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspHarry just nodded and continued to look at the car without saying anything. There is a staircase inside the building that leads to the second floor. The layout above is similar to the first floor.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "Oh, go in, go in, there are already reservations here." Stan chased Harry and walked in.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspHarry's berth was located in the middle and rear of the carriage. He sat on it and asked curiously: "Can I still reserve a seat?"
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "Of course you think so," Stan said with a matter-of-fact expression, then took out a ticket from the ticket vending machine on his waist and handed it to Harry, saying : "Chenghui, eleven silver coins."
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspHarry took the ticket and hurriedly took out the money from his pocket and handed it over. Stan took the money and immediately knocked on the window, and then the "head" behind the car actually spoke.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"Drive, Ern"
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspHarry was startled, and then he heard the same words coming from the front of the car. Harry thought it must be the head decoration in front of him who spoke.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"Hey, sit tight, this journey is very bumpy, hahaha"
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThe man laughed excitedly, and suddenly the car accelerated, and Harry was thrown onto it without being able to sit firmly. What made him even more panicked was that the bed in the car was not fixed and was shaking and bumping back and forth. It's unbelievable that the guys sleeping on it didn't wake up.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspHarry held on to the sides and managed to sit up, but his body kept shaking and he quickly fell backwards as he looked out the car window at the scenery. Harry thought that not even the fastest sports car could be as fast as this bus.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"Zhizi"
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThe car turned sharply without slowing down. If he hadn't grabbed the edge, Harry thought he would have been thrown out even if he was sleeping on it. Now he was sure that the old driver who was driving was definitely drunk, and driving like this was simply risking his life. But what surprised him was that although the car shook violently, it didn't hit anything. You must know that cars are now on the street, and there are many cars and pedestrians.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "Oh, I'll go." Harry felt like he was about to vomit, but Stan, the conductor sitting in front of him, was as steady as a rock and did not feel any discomfort at all. He looked at Harry curiously and asked, "What did you say your name was just now?"
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"Um" Harry forced himself to sit still and said, "Sorry, I don't think I told you my name."
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "Oh, really?" Stan suddenly said, "Where are you going?"
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThe car turned another corner, and Harry said uncomfortably: "Well, I have to go to the Leaky Cauldron. Also, can you please slow down?"
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"Haha" Stan said with a bad smile: "Sorry, this car can only go at this speed. Did you hear the Leaky Cauldron Bar?"
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp Stan knocked on the glass and said to the head, and then in Harry's surprised eyes, the head actually sang rap.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"Hey, Leaky Cauldron Bar, if you order bean soup, eat it first, don't let it eat you hahaha"
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspAt this moment, the car began to shake violently from side to side. Harry looked outside and saw that the car had arrived on a busy street, surrounded by cars and pedestrians. The Knight Bus shuttles constantly between traffic.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "Won't Muggles see us?" Harry asked curiously.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspStan smiled and said: "Muggles haha, they can't see anything."
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "Yeah, yeah, Muggles don't see anything, but they still feel when you poke them with a fork. Haha." The human head started rapping again.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspHarry is so uncomfortable that he is about to vomit. The rap of the human head undoubtedly made his "uncomfortable" amplified.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "Can you tell him to shut up?" Harry said helplessly.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspStar shrugged and said with a smile: "Sorry, this is a bit difficult."
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"Oh" suddenly there was a howl from the front, and the head shouted: "Ernie, there is an old woman right in front of you"
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspHarry hurriedly looked ahead and saw an old woman pushing a "senior car" slowly across the road.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"squeak"
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThe car suddenly slowed down, and the tires made a screeching sound as they rubbed against the ground. Almost instantly, the car stopped from the speed just now, and it happened to stop at the old Woman in front. If she moved a little further, she would be knocked away, but Harry was not as lucky as her. He was immediately thrown out and fell onto another one.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"Damn it," Harry said uncomfortably.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"Haha" Star seemed very happy to see Harry's miserable image and said with a smile: "Haha, get used to it, just get used to it."
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThen when Harry heard the head started counting down: "10, 8, 7"
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"What is it doing?" Harry asked quickly.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspStan smiled and said: "You should have imagined it."
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThe old woman walked slowly, counting heads constantly. Harry looked at the old woman nervously and even wanted to call her to leave quickly.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp“3、2、2.3、1.75、0”
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"Whoosh"
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspAt the moment of exit "0", the car "ejected" instantly. Fortunately, this time Harry was prepared and lay down on the car in advance.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"Huh" Harry breathed a sigh of relief and then sat up. At this time, Stan was holding a newspaper and looking at it nonchalantly.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThe headline of the newspaper was a photo of a man with a scruffy beard roaring like a beast. Harry said in surprise: "Sirius Black"
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspStan put down the newspaper and said: "Oh, you know him too. Then you have to be careful."
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspStan sneered and said sinisterly: "He is a murderer and the first prisoner to escape from Azkaban. He is serving the mysterious man."
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "Oh yeah, that's terrible." Harry said lightly.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp Stan curled his lips in dissatisfaction and stopped talking when he saw Harry's dull expression. Then Stan suddenly saw something, his expression was very excited, and he said, "Oh, now we have some fun."
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspHarry turned around quickly and looked, and then his eyes almost flew out.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspAt this time, the car has already reached the bridge, and the two rows of double-decker buses in front are running side by side. There is no place to pass except the water and the sky. But the drunken Ernie, the driver of the Knight Bus, seemed to have no intention of slowing down.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp "Oh Ernie, pay attention to the two double-decker buses in front of us, getting closer and closer to us." The human head spoke.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThe old driver Ernie suddenly woke up and stepped on the brakes. The car stopped instantly, I shouldn't say stopped, because Harry didn't feel any inertia. I looked around and all the cars around me slowed down, as if a movie was in slow motion.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspErnie immediately pulled down a lever, and the head immediately turned to look at Harry and said: "Watch your head."
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThen under Harry’s horrified gaze, the Knight Bus and its contents, including them all, were crushed. The Knight Bus, which was pressed into "noodles", passed between two double-decker buses. Harry looked at his body and found that it was too "slim".
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspWhen the Knight Bus passed by, Harry had already gained experience and hurriedly lay down on it.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"Whoosh"
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThe car "flyed" like a rocket, and everything returned to its original state.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspThere was silence in front of the Leaky Cauldron, maybe because of the rainy night, and there were not even those wild cats looking for food. There was only a Muggle car, but suddenly
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"squeak"
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspA sudden braking sound sounded, and a double-decker bus emerged from the air. The car door opened and a figure ran out quickly, reaching the wall and vomiting uncontrollably.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspAfter he vomited it out, Harry felt better. He swore that he would never do a knight bus even if he walked in the future.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp"Hey man, your luggage" Stan moved Harry's luggage down.
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspHarry waved his hand without looking back, Stan smiled and said: "Welcome to ride the Knight Bus next time."
&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbsp&a;a;nbspAfter Stan got on the bus, the Knight Bus disappeared into the air again, as if nothing had happened. Harry picked up his luggage with a pale face and complained: "I am mentally ill to do this kind of bus." To be continued.
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