roccoschili Chapter 524 Strange Olympic Games!King of foodies! (2nd update!)
Chapter 524 Strange Olympic Games!King of foodies! (2nd update!)
Chapter 524 Strange Olympic Games!King of foodies! (Second update!)
The Chinese men's basketball team flew to London, and the American men's basketball team flew to London almost at the same time. Before the American men's basketball team set off, Gua's contract renewal with the Cavaliers was also completed.
On the 25th, the Cleveland Cavaliers officially announced that the team has completed a contract extension with the new scoring champion Cameron Anguani, and after this contract renewal, Gua Ge will also hold the right to veto the transaction.
But Lin Yi always felt that the Cavaliers and Anthony must have some kind of PY deal
However, the Cavaliers don't have the courage of the Huskies, do they?
Lin Yi felt that Anthony's agreement to stay in Cleveland would definitely become an unsolved case, and he had to wait for a chance to ask in the future.
In addition, Jeremy Lin, like Lin Yi remembered, accepted Morey's poison contract.
Jeremy Lin's current development trajectory is slightly better than Lin Yi's memory, because after Curry returned, Jeremy Lin was not hidden by Mark Jackson, and he did not suffer from that injury.
But whether he can play it or not still depends on his own good luck.
The NBA at the end of July was very lively. The Hawks and the Nets also completed a deal. The Hawks King Joe Johnson was sent to the Brooklyn Nets.
As the Russian local tycoon Prokhorov began to exert his strength, it was only a matter of time before the establishment of the "cosmic network", but this "cosmic network" may accidentally fly too fast in the future and rush out of the universe.
Garnett also renewed his contract with the Celtics. After the contract renewal, the Brooklyn Wolves said excitedly that they have no regrets about joining the Celtics in this life!
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On the 26th, the men's basketball team arrived in London, and after entering the Olympic Village, all the men's basketball players turned into Dayao in an instant, all embarrassing!
How can you sleep on such a 1.7-meter bed!
"The British didn't mean to trick us, did they?" Sun Yue, who was always Buddhist, said emotionally.
At this time, everyone found that Lin Yi was putting the two beds together unhurriedly. Dayao looked at the extremely calm Lin Yi, "A Lin, you are so calm that you don't look like a young man at all."
Lin Yi shook his head, and said to the players of the men's basketball team: "Let's all sleep together, that's the only way, don't you all read Twitter?"
Except Ah Lian and Dayao who suddenly realized, the rest of the men's basketball team shook their heads.
In fact, the British did not intentionally target only the Chinese family.
As early as yesterday, Tom, the main attacker of the American women's volleyball team, dissed the organizing committee of the London Olympic Games on Twitter, because the beds in the entire London Olympic Village are like the average size on Taobao, and they are uniformly 1.73 meters!
I'm sorry, what Bolt, what Phelps, what Lin Yi, what basketball players, volleyball players, when you arrive at the border of London, please curl up and sleep!
Lin Yi knew very well that the British held this Olympic Games purely for fun, and the Americans who loved DISS the British the most had already gone crazy.
Can you imagine that there are only 8 ATMs in a huge Olympic Village?I'm sorry, no matter what big name you are, please queue up to withdraw money!
Can you imagine that one of the dishes prepared for the London Olympics is darker than the face of the American female tennis player Serena Williams?
According to reports after the fact, it was a chef's fried fries.
What, you said that Britain is also a country with a reputation, so it is not enough to host the Olympics?
hehe!
Volunteers at the opening ceremony led the Japanese delegation out of the field and mistaken the flags of Hungary, North Korea, and Austria. During the tennis match, the American flag was blown away by strong winds. In the swimming competition, Sun Yang tied for the championship with a certain club. The Chinese flag was raised under the South Korean flag instead of side by side.
The Olympic flame was extinguished three times, beer bottles fell into the field during the [-]-meter trapeze race, and the commentator said that it was the England team instead of the British football team when explaining the football match, which led to strong protests from fans in Scotland and Wales!
Moreover, these are just some episodes of this Olympic Games. If it is not that there is no limit, Lin Yi even wants Xiaozhong children's shoes wholesale to sell Durex or Jasper, because Lin Yi knows that the number of condoms prepared for this London Olympic Games is far from enough.
You must know that the Olympic Village has always been known as the "Cannon Village". Athletes from all over the world will have friendly exchanges before and after the Olympic Games, such as whether this posture is more suitable for exerting strength, or which posture is more conducive to improving competition performance. While athletes are breaking various Olympic records on the field, they are also breaking various records off the field.
Of course, China is relatively conservative in this regard, so the Chinese Olympic delegation has strict discipline in this regard.
However, after coming to London, because Lin Yi has to take care of Lin Yi who has lived in the United States for a long time, Lin Yi is free from any restrictions in this respect.
It's a pity that the Knicks players are not here, otherwise they will definitely complain about the unnecessary actions of the Chinese Olympic delegation. After all, I am so fast, do I need to do something special?
Lin Yi: Slander!This is slander!
Closer to home, after the men's basketball team arrived in London, an embarrassing incident happened, because when the men's basketball players were preparing to adapt to the competition venue in advance, they happened to meet the Spanish men's basketball players standing stupidly outside the venue
After hesitating for a while, Gasol stepped forward and said to Lin Yi, "My God, are the English people joking? Their staff actually lost the key to the stadium."
After Lin Yi asked, he found out that the London Olympics is indeed a wonderful Olympics. Because the staff lost the keys of the basketball hall, and even lost the backup, the basketball hall can only wait for the fate of changing the locks.
So you may not believe that the Spanish men's basketball team and the Chinese men's basketball team had a unique training session together in the basketball hall of a certain college in London.
It is impossible to practice tactics and so on. Everyone just made a layup, and after looking for the feeling, they went back to their respective homes and went to their mothers.
What?English people are not so stupid?
I'm sorry, because on the same day, a string of keys worth £4 at Wembley Stadium, the most important venue for the Olympic Games, was mysteriously lost. Not only basketball players suffered, but football players also suffered!
Eventually, all associated locks at Wembley Stadium had to be replaced.
The men's basketball players who were complaining about the facilities in the Olympic Village yesterday now understand that the British are really not here for themselves, because they are here for the whole world!
I, Great Britain, am the enemy of the whole world!
What the men's basketball players regret most now is that they didn't eat two more nutritious meals before leaving Houston, because compared to fried chicken and French fries, isn't nutritious meals just delicacies from mountains and seas?
Fortunately, Lin Yi had already prepared for this. Xiao Zhong sent a batch of canned food and instant noodles in the afternoon. Of course, instant noodles cannot be eaten every day, but they can be used for a while.At this time, Dayao began to admire Lin Yi's foresight and foresight, and Xiao Zhong also said that the nutritious meal had been prepared according to Lin Yi's instructions.
"We have strictly checked the ingredients. This time, the Knicks logistics team is in charge of making the nutritious meals. There is absolutely no problem!" Zhong Muchen said.
Lin Yi patted Xiao Zhong on the shoulder, no wonder in ancient times it was said that soldiers and horses went first before food and grass were used in wars. In fact, in terms of logistics support for athletes, the Germans are the most powerful.
According to incomplete statistics, in the German national men's football team in 2014, there were 137 Germans serving them behind every player, from food, massage, entertainment to training, as long as you can think of, there are everything.
The Germans believe that every detail will determine the final success or failure of the game.
Therefore, in the 18 World Cup, the Germans seemed to be too careful. They forgot their traditional header tactics and only knew how to go back and forth.
After seeing the delicious and nutritious meal, the players of the men's basketball team felt themselves alive again.
At this moment, a long-legged girl from the Chinese women's volleyball team next door also ran over smelling the smell, "My God, you still have a small stove!!"
Lin Yi recognized who this girl was at a glance.
Isn't this Hui Ruoqi?
Hui Ruoqi felt extremely wronged, because God knows what the hell they ate in the afternoon
Lin Yi smiled. Anyway, there are plenty of nutritious meals, "Do you want to eat more?"
Hui Ruoqi, who was already full, shook her head. Of course, Hui Ruoqi recognized Lin Yi. Because every day when she checked Weibo, she would find Lin Yi's photos, and Lin Yi's height was more recognizable than his handsome appearance.
Hui Ruoqi asked cautiously, "Brother Lin Ling, can you share some boxes of instant noodles with me?"
Lin Yi, who was called Brother Lin by Hui Ruoqi, almost fell over. Facts proved once again that there is a huge market for instant noodles in London!
Lin Yi did not refuse Hui Ruoqi's invitation, and he also gave Hui Ruoqi a few boxes of canned beef. After all, you can't eat instant noodles all the time, and this stuff can satisfy your hunger and satisfy your hunger. Eating too much is not nutritious.
Hui Ruoqi felt that Lin Yi was the savior, so during the Olympic Games, coming to the Chinese men's basketball team for a meal soon became the tradition of all Chinese Olympic teams.
After all, although the Chinese Olympic delegation also has its own emergency preparedness, there is still a gap between nutritious meals and nutritious meals.
When it comes to eating, that's not Lin Yi bragging, everyone here is.
Can the fried chicken brothers eat nutritious meals obediently throughout the season, can the Knicks cooks do it without any real skills?
Knicks boss Dolan is even more generous this time, and a steady stream of top ingredients will be shipped to London!
For Dolan, as long as he can spend money to make Lin Yi happy, that's a trivial matter!
It's just that Dolan is also a bit strange. Because the Chinese men's basketball team is too edible, right?
Unfortunately, the Chinese women's volleyball players who had soared in favor of Lin Yi, after Lin Yi suddenly said to them, "You can really eat", come here every day to eat, and beating Lin Yi has become a tradition of the Chinese women's volleyball team!
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PS: Second more!
PS: Today is still the fifth update and no sleep~~ So after watching the second and third updates, readers who can’t wait can go to bed first!In addition, these jokes about the London Olympics are all true. If you are interested, you can check them out. Many Olympic champions are most excited not about the prize money, but about being able to eat a bowl of Master Kong
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