roccoschili Chapter 721 The King of New York! (Part 3)
Chapter 721 The King of New York! (Part 3)
Chapter 721 The King of New York! (third change)
On the 23rd, American Comedy Central was full of stars and brilliance.
What is it that makes James and Kobe, the kings who look down on the world in the NBA, willingly play supporting roles?
What is it that makes O'Neill who has been eaten by Master Bei reincarnate?
When the famous American comedian Kevin Hart looked at tonight's guest list, he, who is used to seeing big scenes, actually got nervous, can you believe it?
"My God, did we kidnap Stern?" Kevin Hart joked.
All the stars gather, just for one spray!
As early as Comedy Central announced the main cast and guest list of this year's "Tucao Conference", the entire United States exploded.
This may be the strongest guest lineup in the history of "Tucao Conference".
The guests in the basketball circle include James, Kobe, Durant, Curry, Harden, Griffin
If it weren't for the limited guest list, it is rumored that there are still a truckload of NBA stars who want to complain about Lin Yi.
Guests in the entertainment circle include Taylor Swift, Scarlett Johansson.
Even Beckham from the football circle has come to visit. There is no way, because of Lin Yi, the guest list of this "Tucao Conference" has been expanded three times.
In O'Neill's words, tonight, we are a family!
If Lin Yi is not sprayed to death, O'Neill will spend the rest of his life carrying Kobe's shoes!
How about saying that Lin Yi's popularity exploded?
You know, the audience sitting in the audience tonight includes DeRozan, Paul, Boxing Champion, Clay, Flynn and McGrady who came back from the CBA to participate in the Tucao Conference, and Yao Ming who became the boss.
Look up!
Lin Yi, who always felt that he was very popular, found out that this group of people is simply plastic friendship!
Backstage in the studio, James and Durant turned enemies into friends, and the smiles on their faces were so real.
O'Neal and Kobe met each other with a smile, and even when they entered the court, the Sharks carried Kobe on their backs again.
The OK combination reappears, let that bastard Lin Yi know that your uncle is still your uncle tonight!
This year's "Tucao Conference" is destined to break the ratings record.
Tucao captain Kevin Hart laughed when he appeared on the stage, "I sympathize with Seth (Rogen) very much now."
"Look at the lineup tonight, look at what he hosted last year, hey, who's James Franco?"
After the simple opening ceremony, Hart, as usual, began to comment on tonight's guests one by one.
"Oh? Let's see, Shaq - O'Neal, Shaq, first of all, I want to say, I'm your fan." Hart said to O'Neal seriously.
O'Neill, who was on the guest table, hammered his chest and thanked Hart.
"But Shaq, shouldn't you be in Bell's stomach?"
"Oh, let me think about it, Bell must have found out when he was about to eat you, oh shit, why is this man's jib so big!" Hart's "irony" almost killed Kobe with laughter.
Kobe's smile was exactly the same as when he was 17 years old, and O'Neal himself was also happy. The shark squinted and pointed at Hart, meaning, you wait.
"Kobe Bryant, God, five-time NBA champion, Shaq's most powerful little brother, my idol!" Hart said while gesturing the audience to applaud Kobe.
Chatting with O'Neill just now, he hammered his chest slightly to show respect.
"But Kobe, how could you be so miserable? Oh, you were kicked out of the house by Vanessa again, right? Well, I think Kobe's story successfully told us that when he kicked Shaq to Miami, he never thought that there was another person in his family who could kick him out of the house." Hart complained.
Next, Hart complained about James and Griffin respectively. When complaining about Durant, Hart laughed: "Kevin, the best scorer in NBA history."
Durant was just about to take the lead in cheering, but he didn't expect Hart to change the subject, "Kevin, in order to take care of you tonight, we successfully invited Scarlett and the bathtub. Trust me, you will like it."
Du Xiaoshuai covered his face with one hand, but Hart continued to complain, "You will definitely like Lin and Scarlett's bath water."
The widow at the guest seat shook her head and smiled wryly, while Durant's face instantly collapsed.
The entire Comedy Central suddenly reached its first climax tonight.
Crooked Nut Kernel's complaints were really big, but Hart apologized to Olsen in front of the TV after the complaints: "Beautiful Elizabeth, please ignore me, okay, although you may not see me."
As a famous dwarf, Kevin Hart, who is about the same height as a certain Chinese writer, is often complained that he is a hobbit.
And after complaining about the guests present tonight one by one, Hart also invited out the main coffee tonight.
"He is the NBA's three-time MVP winner. Pay attention guys, it's three times in a row." The scene was serious for a few seconds, and everyone applauded Lin Yi in unison.
"Although he is only 24 years old, he has already won numerous honors."
"New Yorkers affectionately called him the magician of New York."
"But I want to say that no matter how successful a person is, he has his own unspeakable secrets."
Hart pointed to the guest seats, "Look, how unpopular the great Lin is. You know, the line of people waiting to complain about him tonight can line up from Manhattan to Beverly Hills."
Hart looked back at Lin Yi who had already walked to the main stage, "Hey, I said man, how can you be so bad? The last person in the NBA who was as bad as you, as far as I know, is still"
Hart gestured to Kobe on the guest seat with his eyes, and Kobe also showed his superb shooting skills. Chatter, who picked up the mineral water bottle, threw an intercontinental ball from the guest seat, and the water bottle hit the iron successfully.
Hart, who avoided Kobe's sneak attack, continued to complain unmoved: "It's crazy, look at the guests who want to complain about Lin tonight, LeBron, Kevin, Shaq."
"Usually when I see so many black guys sitting together, it's Maury. Povinch (a black American family recognition program) who takes the envelope and announces the paternity test results."
O'Neill in the guest seat couldn't help laughing when he heard this sentence, while Hart looked at him, "Hey, I said buddy, don't look at me like that, you look like a fool."
Kobe next to O'Neill couldn't bear it any longer, and this time he laughed and fell to the ground.
Hart smashed his tongue, "By the way, Shaq, how did you come to "Tucao Conference"?"
"I think it must be that our program team approached TNT and said, send your third funniest person over."
"What, he's not free? That's fine. Send Shaq over."
O'Neill in the guest seat smiled politely. After all, as a college student, O'Neill would not throw water bottles like high school students.
"Okay, let's get down to business."
"Fans in New York also call Lin the God of the basketball court."
"Fans who have watched Lin play know how great he is."
"So great that just backstage, my good buddy LeBron told me that he wanted to lift the AK and shoot Lin in the head."
"Let's welcome Lin again!"
"King of New York!"
Lin Yi, who was dressed in formal attire, had officially appeared on the stage.
Although the night of December 12 is destined to be a heart-pounding trip.
But there is one thing to say.
When the cheers of "MVP, MVP" sounded on Comedy Central, you have to admit that this Chinese player is already a legend.
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PS: The third update, the third update today, huh!
Thank you readers for your support!Let me tell you here, the original version of "Tucao Conference" is very pornographic and violent, with a large scale, genitals and nigga stalks flying all over the sky, and it is impossible to show them one by one. After all, American humor is the so-called American humor, which not everyone can understand.I have been ill for the past two days, please be patient, but with the support of everyone, Shui Short Qiao will definitely recover as soon as possible!Love you guys!
(End of this chapter)