Chapter 696
Chapter 696
Here at the home of the frontline base, New Orleans, with short green hair, saw his sister Quincy squatting next to the coffee table, watching the Admiral quickly move the three small porcelain bowls on the coffee table.
"Okay, Quincy, guess which bowl the chocolate is in now?" Su Gu said.
Seeing that Quincy ordered a bowl, Su Gu opened the bowl, and there was nothing underneath, she immediately expressed regret: "I clearly saw that it was under this bowl.
"You read it wrong, I'm starting." Su Gu grabbed the blue girl's cheeks on both sides, kneaded them, and finally pulled them into the shape of a big pancake.I have to say that the hand feels so good, once a day cannot be less.
Quincy rubbed her cheeks, she didn't understand why people like to pinch their own cheeks, and said, "Okay, where's the chocolate?"
Su Gu opened one of the three bowls, and there was nothing in it. He said, "Look, Quincy, there's nothing in this bowl, so it's in the rest of the bowls."
Without opening it, Su Gu covered the other two bowls, tapped the bowl with chocolate inside, and said, "Quincy, this bowl, remember... I'm going to start moving again."
Quincy's blinking made people feel guilty, but it made people want to bully even more.Su Gu quickly moved the three bowls again, like a great move of heaven and earth, like Baguazhang, but actually more like kneading noodles, and the technique is quite rough.After finally stopping, he snapped his fingers: "Quincy guess again, which bowl is it under?"
Quincy was very careful this time, and she believed that she was absolutely right. She reached out and poked the selected bowl, then immediately withdrew her hand: "Admiral, Quincy must be under this bowl."
There was an imperceptible smile on the corner of Su Gu's mouth, but before he lifted the bowl, New Orleans couldn't see it, so she interjected: "Admiral, don't bully Akun."
"I didn't bully her."
"You rub her face."
Su Gu said: "I'm willing to bet and admit defeat."
New Orleans walked to the coffee table: "Admiral, I can choose for Akun, can I?"
Su Gu's face showed worry, after all New Orleans is not easy to deal with.He was thinking about how to refuse, but Quincy made a relief: "No, the Dull Horseman has no brains."
New Orleans punched Quincy on the head with a fist, and Quincy sat on the ground holding his head and buttocks: "Sister, you can't hit people."
"Stupid Akun!"
New Orleans held down a bowl amid Su Gu's dry laughter and said, "There's nothing in this bowl."
Opened the bowl, and sure enough there was none.
"There's nothing in this bowl either... Admiral, don't do anything, stay away, I'll come."
Sure enough, still not.
New Orleans' expression became like a big devil, and his voice was also dark: "Admiral, these two bowls are gone, so it must be in the last bowl, right?"
Su Gu felt guilty: "Yes."
New Orleans pressed his palm on the bowl, saying every word: "Admiral, don't bully Akun."
A good guy doesn't suffer from immediate losses, Su Gu nodded again and again: "Okay."
"Give that box of chocolates to Akun."
Helpless, Su Gu had no choice but to give away all the chocolates he bought to tease Quincy.
However, New Orleans was still unwilling to let it go. She opened the last bowl, but there was still nothing in it: "Akun, you see, the admiral has been bullying you since this morning."
I thought that the matter of sending the chocolates was over, but seeing that the deception was exposed, and I would probably never be able to play in front of Quincy again, Su Gu glared at New Orleans: "I have already given the chocolates to Quincy, Headless Senior Sister, don't you?" Be trustworthy."
"What did I promise the admiral?"
Quincy was tearing open the chocolate wrapper with a happy face when she saw that there was no chocolate in the last remaining bowl.She didn't suddenly realize it, and she didn't show the wronged expression of being bullied. She looked confused: "Why not?"
"Because the admiral didn't put the chocolate in at all. He's been playing with you."
Quincy was very puzzled: "I obviously saw it."
"Blindfolding, tricks, magic, the chocolate was taken away the moment it was put into the bowl."
"That's amazing." Quincy wasn't angry at all, she was just happy, and she wanted to continue eating chocolate.
Su Gu sighed, although he still had a lot of snacks in his hands, such as biscuits, potato chips, dried fruit, etc., but there was no way to tease Quincy with them, at least not until the idiot finished eating the chocolate.
The younger sister got the snacks and looked very happy, so New Orleans was also very happy. She returned to her seat, paused and asked curiously, "Where does the admiral have so many tricks to bully people?"
Everyone usually bullies Quincy the same way, but in terms of tricks, all of them add up to not as many as the admiral.
"Think a lot."
"We've gone astray." New Orleans thought that the admiral would often bully people like this in the tutelary mansion.
"My Yangguan Road, your single-plank bridge, if the roads are different, don't seek each other."
"What, the Yangguan Road has come out." New Orleans looked at the small bowl on the coffee table, "The admiral's way of taking the chocolate is very subtle, who taught you?"
Su Gu replied: "Rabbit."
In order to perform in front of the little loli, Su Gu asked the magician Princeton for advice.It's just that due to the technique and the props, many magic tricks can't be done at all.And close-up magic is already very difficult, and now it's just a few hands.Speaking of which, Princeton, the beautiful croupier, is so cute, that's not the only reason why he intends to ask for advice on magic.
"Yes, rabbits can do magic."
Su Gu saw that Quincy was eating happily: "Can Quincy eat anything?"
New Orleans immediately became vigilant: "Let me say it first, don't feed Akun strange things. Otherwise, even if it is the admiral, New Orleans will not let it go."
"No way...don't Colorado bring home a lot of cans, and then have cans of herring?"
"No... I wrote down this name, and I will never touch it when I encounter it in the future." Although Quincy is an idiot, her sister New Orleans' IQ is absolutely in place, and she has no extra curiosity.
Su Gu waved his hand. Although he has never eaten it, he has seen many tasteful pictures and videos. He said, "Don't worry, I won't eat a Quincy. After all, there is no difference between the enemy and the weapon of mass destruction."
"I don't believe it. If you have the chance, you will definitely feed it to Quincy. As long as someone is unlucky, you don't mind hurting others and benefiting yourself."
"How is it possible? I'm not an idiot, and I still put myself on it."
New Orleans immediately found the proof: "The smelly peanuts from last time."
Su Gu suddenly had nothing to say. If he wanted to feed Quincy, he had to pass the New Orleans level first.In order to win the trust of others, he can only eat first, hurt himself first, and then hurt others.
"Is it so boring to bully Quincy in different ways every day?" In fact, Quincy is very happy every time.Feeding, as strange as it is, is definitely in the category of food, and it's even plentiful and expensive.It's a sign of liking, and New Orleans isn't actually mad.
Su Gu pinched Quincy's face again, and he replied, "Quincy is so much fun to bully."
New Orleans said: "What an unscrupulous admiral... Well, if it's boring, there seems to be a new movie in the street cinema. The admiral should take Quincy to see it."
"You don't think I don't know. Quincy likes to yell when she's watching a movie, or else she's sleeping. If she hasn't slept yet, I won't go with her."
New Orleans was dissatisfied: "Use the heart of a villain to judge a gentleman's belly. I suggested it because you were bored. Besides, Akun is very good. As long as you tell her not to speak, she will never speak."
Su Gu waved his hand: "Actually, I have something to do this afternoon."
"whats the matter?"
"I told Ma Han before she went to school in the morning, and she promised me. She will bring her friends back to play, a group of little lolitas." There is nothing better than little lolitas in this world, after all, voiceless, soft body , Easy to push down.Of course, Sister Yu is not bad if I have to say it, but flowers will bloom again, and no one will be young again.
New Orleans dissatisfied: "Your fishing skills are not high."
"As long as it's a little loli, I'm still a little confident."
New Orleans read: "Thunder, U1206."
Su Gu finally couldn't help sighing, whether it was the energetic destroyer Lei Ming, or the idiot U1206... the former couldn't think of any good way at all, and the latter might bring his three small submarines here and let them go out. There is a possibility.It's really annoying that Lao Chuan has actually met a competitor, an admiral who seems honest and obviously dishonest.In short, after repeated failures, I can only say that the two little lolitas are not cute at all, and I disdain them.
"You don't slap people in the face when you hit someone, and you don't expose your faults when you swear... Actually, I changed my target this time."
New Orleans curious: "Who?"
"The destroyer Bailu looks much easier to deal with."
"Why did you ask Ma Han to take it home? Didn't you always go to school on your own initiative?"
Su Gu said: "It's not a good influence in the academy."
"I think you were driven away by someone."
Su Gu was downcast.
Fishing a boat is of course necessary. "As an admiral, what's the difference between not fishing a boat and a salted fish" is widely circulated in the admiral's circle.Although it is not enough to be used as a famous aphorism, after all, it is not as powerful and ideal as the words "freedom, democracy, prosperity and strength", but in private, the crowd of this sentence surpasses all famous sayings.Equally famous is the so-called "If Xuan does not save Fei, Krypton does not change fate".
There is only one taboo about the freedom to fish a boat with others, that is, never fish a boat that already has an owner.This is the same as not chasing after a girl with a boyfriend or hooking up with a married woman. Although there is no express stipulation in the law that it is a crime, the moral aspect is indeed a principle that everyone recognizes.Of course, it is not that there are no people who believe in "as long as the hoe is well swung, there is no corner that cannot be dug down", but there are very few, very rare.On the one hand, it is impossible to succeed, and on the other hand, such people will basically be hostile by others, and no one will communicate with them, because no one wants to be the next victim.Then excluding the little loli who already has an admiral, the choice is not wide.
The front-line general base is established by the Jianniang headquarters, and the Jianniang headquarters will never interfere with an admiral's salvaging a ship, and they are even happy to see it succeed.Ship girls hardly ever age, but when they lose their pursuit, it often means the end of their lives.Whether it is an adult or a little girl, many people lost their pursuit and disappeared in the depths of the sea.If you have an admiral, you have sustenance.As an instructor of the school, generally he would not interfere with the admiral fishing for boats at the school, but he went there every day, bringing snacks and telling stories, which interfered with the normal teaching, so he had to persuade him to some extent.Su Gu wanted to save face, so he decided to restrain himself a bit.
New Orleans asked curiously, "How's the White Dew?"
"A female primary school student with a single-minded head. She likes to wear side ponytails and roll up her sleeves. She has a competitive personality, but her grades are not very good."
"It doesn't feel good."
Su Gu was dissatisfied: "You don't know how cute Bai Lu is. As long as she's cute, that's enough. As long as she's cute, it doesn't matter."
"I remember that Mahan used to bring Dyson home to play, a member of the Little Beaver team. It was very cute. I remember that there was no admiral." Mahan has always been very popular in the academy, and he always has many friends. He has seen many in New Orleans.
Su Gu suddenly became angrily: "You said it's cute. Many people must have fished the boat, and the Dyson has already been fished. It's just hateful, bastard."
"Say, talk, please, Admiral, don't use such a strange way of speaking."
With a smile, Su Gu glanced at New Orleans, and lowered his head: "It is said that the school used to go around, and it was the heavy artillery ship Novgorod, which was also taken away by others. It's a pity."
"The Novgorod has no combat effectiveness."
"Yes, there is no combat power. Not only that, the speed is only six knots, it can't be slower, it is like a supply ship anyway. But she is rare, and she only appears once in the whole world. She is cute, and it is said that she can turn in circles after one shelling."
New Orleans thought for a while, and she said: "There are many rare ship girls in the frontline general base. I remember that there are also submarine heavy gunships Thonburi, Shimakaze, and Johnston. Anyway, there are many. People who don't know, don't know I don't know how deep the water is, how many treasures there are... By the way, there is also the Victory, remember she is very powerful, does the admiral not want to pick her up?"
"Tried it, didn't expect to...wait for a Rodney and Nelson kidnapping."
I don't know what I remembered, New Orleans suddenly muttered: "There are already so many people in the tutelary mansion."
"It's just a matter of having an extra pair of chopsticks."
New Orleans thought, you are easy.
"Little Suzi, why don't you come to see me?"
Before anyone saw him and heard his voice, a voice suddenly sounded.Su Gu was very familiar with this voice, which came from Missouri.
"Little secretary." Others can be played together, but this one is absolutely not.
Su Gu saw Missouri who walked into the living room first, then saw Hindenburg with a mad face, Washington with a serious expression, Helena, the little fat South Dakota, and his new wife Colorado...
A girl with short red hair in a cool dress shouted in a frivolous voice, "Hey, brother-in-law!"
The blue girl has a hot body, but she looks like a pure girl next door. She said, "Brother-in-law... Admiral, I'm West Virginia."
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